Chapter 1
A orange haired and green eyes woman with large boobs, wearing red shirt, black waistcoat, black pants, dark brown boots and long brown coat, is wondering around the Hidden Leaf Village. She pass many people.
"Too easy." Woman whispered as she count all the wallets she 'borrowed'.
Then three men and two women join up with her.
"These Ninjas are so useless. I don't know why the former captain see in them." Man 1 said.
Just then, a 6 years old blond haired boy run pass them, follow by the mob of villagers. The strange people jump away with orange haired woman move in the ally.
"Get that Uzumaki Brat!" One of the mob yelled.
'Did that guy just call the kid Uzumaki?' Woman thought in shock.
Then one man from the mob, who's drunk, enter the ally and saw her, "Well, someone get me a bucket! Because I just found me a nice sexy 'cow'."
Woman giggle, "Oh, stop it, you big ape." Then suddenly, she pull a knife from her sleeve and hold against the drunk man's neck, "Tell me about that boy your mob's chasing."
"Knife!" Drunk man muttered in fear.
(Meanwhile)
The boy; Naruto Uzumaki kept on running till he turn to the ally only to reach...
"Dead end!" Naruto said in fear.
Slowly, Naruto turn to see the smirking mob coming in closer before they start beating him up. A while later, the leader of the mob pull out the knife.
"Time to finish what our beloved Fourth Hokage has started." Leader said.
But suddenly, a bang noise was heard and the leader sudden fall.
The mob turn to see the orange haired woman with the strange weapon, with her group.
"Step away from the boy or else." Woman said.
"Or else what?" One of the mob dare asked.
"I was hoping you say that." Woman said before she pull her sword with her group did the same.
Then they went on attack fast and deadly. Soon the ally ground is litter of corpses as the lead woman head towards Naruto.
"He nearly look like the former captain's husband." Lead said.
"He sure is, Captain Jane." Man 2 said.
Captain Jane place Naruto over her shoulder, "Back to Vixen."
"Aye, captain." Her group said.
With that, they head towards the gate. They see couple of guards.
"I'll handle them, Captain." Woman 1 said.
"Be my guest, Sarah." Captain Jane said.
With that, dirty blond haired and brown eyes Sarah wearing a green tight dress move behind the guards.
"Oh, boys..." Sarah said with sexy tone.
The guards turn and their eyes widen with wonder as Sarah starts dancing in front of them. As the guards watching Sarah, Captain Jane and the rest move pass them without anyone seeing them.
Sarah then move sexy, towards the guards, "I love to stay, but I need to get going. So..."
Sarah stoke the guards on their cheek before leaving to catch up with the others.
The guards dreamy wave goodbye for the while before reazlies she left without paperworks!
Meanwhile, Captain Jane and her group laugh at the guards.
"Silly old fools." Captain Jane said.
(Next day)
Naruto slowly wake up and notices that he on someone's back.
"Where... am...I?" Naruto asked.
"I see you're awake. We about few minutes away from the dock." Captain Jane said while look back.
"You saved me and took me away from those bullies?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah, we did. Don't ask yet as we'll get our answer soon." Captain Jane said.
Few minutes later, they arrive the dock where a Galleon ship is tied.
"Wow, that's a big ship." Naruto said with wonder.
"Thank you. We work really hard building that. Meet Vixen." Captain Jane said as she walk on the ramp.
"Captain Jane Uzamo on deck!" First-Mate said.
Then...
"ALL HANDS ON DECK, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING RATS!" Captain Jane yelled.
Then all her crew went to work.
"Also, sent John to my cabin." Captain Jane said as she took Naruto to her cabin.
Then Captain Jane then place Naruto on her bed, "Now, rest up as we make our journey back to home."
Naruto smile as he took a nap. Few minutes later, there's a knock.
"Enter." Captain Jane said quiety.
The door open and an elderly man with glasses, wearing blue and white shirt and brown pants and boots, enter, "You call, ma'am?"
"Yes. This boy needs medical attention. During that, I need you to take his hair sample and test it with these." Captain Jane said as she open the draw and pull out two test tubes with hair sample inside; one has red hair and other has yellow hair.
John's eyes widen before he took the tubes, "Aye, ma'am." Before went to work on Naruto.
(Meanwhile)
"What do you mean Naruto is gone?!" Third Hokage asked in mad tone.
"That's just what I said, Lord Hokage. We found corpses in the ally." ANBU with dog mask said.
"I told you to keep an eye on him." Third Hokage said.
"I got a bit distracted by villagers saying they were robbed." Dog said.
"Again?! That was the third time this year." Third Hokage said.
'Naruto, please be OK.' Third Hokage thought.
(Meanwhile)
"So, everything was confirmed and those land lovers dare try to keep him from his birth right?!" Captain Jane said in angry tone as she got the answers she was hoping for.
"Aye. I would guess that his father has sealed the Nine-Tailed Fox inside his son to save him and the village." John said.
"And yet, he was treated like a monster. Dismiss." Captain Jane said.
John nodded before went off as Naruto woke up.
"How long have you been listening?" Captain asked.
"Long enough. Did Fourth- Father seal the Fox in me to save me?" Naruto asked.
"Believe me, your mother; Kushina, was my best friend as well as the greatest Pirate of all. I meet your father and I must admit it, he was the most caring man I ever see." Captain Jane said with a smile.
After a while, Naruto smile back, "Then I'll make them proud and be the best Ninja Pirate of all!"
Jane smile.
"By the way, can I ask you something, Captain?" Naruto asked.
"You want to know more about your parents?" Captain asked.
"Well, that. But my question is... What's a pirate?" Naruto asked.
Captain Jane giggle. Before she could answer...
"HOME AHOY!" A man's voice said.
"I'll tell you later. For now, we're nearly home." Captain Jane said before she lead Naruto towards the door.
Then she lead Naruto to the front of the Vixen and look ahead, seeing a huge island with a giant skull like rock.
"Welcome to the Pirate Skull." Captain said with an smile as she plans to help her best friend's son for his future.
(And done! What do you think? Now Naruto is safe and now living with sailors called Pirates. Will he make his perents proud? Stay tune to find out. Till then, see you all soon!
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