Mary Sue? Where?
A Percy Jackson & The Olympians Fanfiction
I don't own PJO!
By: bubble drizzles
Hello, dear readers. My name is Candace Katrina Chloe Stephanie Magnificent Biutyfoull, but most people just call me Candy. Am I a Mary Sue, you ask? No, I most certainly am not one of them. You see, I used to think I was conceited, but now I'm perfect. I'm 15 years old and live in Manhattan with my mom and dad. I have long, blonde hair, and electric blue eyes. I'm tall and have beautiful long legs. My parents are rich, sorry if it makes you jealous. And before you ask, I'm not a demigod, or the Oracle, even though Apollo did offer to take Rachel out and make me the Oracle. I know what you're thinking, "How do you know about demigods then?". Easy, well, Zeus was taking a walk in the mortal world one day and he set his eyes on me. He thought I was amazing, but not in that way of course, ew, he's old. As I was saying, he decided I was too perfect (which I'm not, even though he insists on saying I am,) and should know about the gods.
"Candy, my dear, you are perfect. But not in that way, no, ew, I'm old. You are so amazing that you have a right to know about the gods."
"What is that, you say?"
"Well, I am Zeus. And the greek gods exist."
I gasped, "Oh, really? Oh that's amazing! So wonderful! Magnificent! Extravagant!"
He smiled, "You're such a beauty. And intelligent. I say, I should adopt you as your godly parent. You do have my eyes, you know. Come, dear." And with that, he zapped us to Olympus, the Throne Room, to be specific. All the gods and goddesses were there, even Hades. I was amazed.
Hera smiled when she saw me, "Oh love, who is that? She is so beautiful!"
"This," he gestured to me, "Is Candace Katrine Chloe Stephanie Magnificent Biutyfoull, isn't that right, honey?"
I nodded and smiled at the Olympians, "Call me Candy. It is such a pleasure to be with you all. I am very honored."
Zeus nodded, "I came here to tell you that even though she is just a mortal, she's not a regular mortal. No. She's too perfect to be a mortal. I shall adopt her as my daughter. I shall be her godly parent. It's fate, I mean, look at those electric blue eyes!"
Apollo raised from his throne, "No! Look at her blonde hair! She's meant to be mine!"
Aphrodite spoke up, "Look at her beauty! She is definitely mine!"
Athena shook her head, "Wrong, once again. Did you hear her choice of words? She's smart, very smart. And that is obviously a trait of my kids."
Artemis raised a hand, "No, no, no. She's a maiden girl. With great potencial to be a Hunter. Liutenant if she desires. She is my property."
I started to talk but was interrupted by Dionysus, "Her breath smells of grapes. She is meant to be mine."
Ares said, "She may be pretty and seem fragile, but I can tell she's strong. Mine."
Hera look at me carefully, "Look at the shirt she's wearing. It has peacocks. She is mine. My only mortal child."
"Look at her pale skin," Hades noticed, "A daughter of Hades."
"But look at her hands. They are Hephaestus hands," Hephaestus said.
"I don't want to fight," I heard Hestia say, "But the girl has a good heart. She has to be with me."
Demeter spoke, "Yes, indeed. But look at the flower in her hair. My children adore flowers."
"I'm sorry to interrupt," I stated quietly, "But I must be going now. I have to meet my friends at the pool."
Poseidon smiled, "Pool. Water. That's my girl."
I smiled back, "I must be late, they will be wondering where I am."
"No, honey," a dark voice boomed in the throne room, "I have stopped time for you. I would do anything for my daughter. It is I, Kronos."
The Olympians gasped, "She's meant to be your daughter?"
"No," Hermes got up from his throne, "I have just received a message from the Fates. They say she is meant to be a daughter of all of us. She's too special."
And with that, I was sent to Camp Half-Blood, for the summer. My godly parents sent a message to my mortal parents, explaining, and they agreed. Annabeth made a special cabin for me, after all, I was a daughter of 14 gods and one titan: Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Hades, Hestia, Apollo, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Athena, Hermes, Artemis, Ares, Dionysus, and Kronos. Apparently, the girls didn't like me very much. I don't know why, though the boys seemed friendly towards me.
Well, that's my story. I must go, I'm meeting Percy at the beach. Then I'll eat lunch with Travis. A movie with Nico. Dinner with Jason. And after that, well, you get the point.
Hope she was Mary-Sueish enough. (:
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