Hello, and welcome to my fic. This is an original, though I bet the moment
I everywhere are going to start using my idea. So, just to let you know,
it was my idea. Next up, BE NICE!!! I'm a beginner at this whole author
thing. Though, I believe I'm doing quite well for an amateur.
Yusuke: Is this possible!?! Her ego is almost as big as Kuwabara's!
Keiko: YUSUKE! *slaps him*
Me: How dare you compare me to that.that.that Clor-bag Barbler-nilc!!!
Starfire: You know of the Tamaranian language?
Me: uh.no. I just heard you say that once.
Starfire: oh.
Me: cheer up. Have some pudding of happiness.
Starfire: ^_^
Now then, where was I? Oh, yes! Killing Kuwabaka. Oh, Hiei!
Hiei: Hn. What do you want, baka onna ningen?
Vegeta: Only I may use the insult Onna!
Hiei: Hn. And what are you going to do about it, hair-style stealer?
Vegeta: What!?! You're the one who stole my hair-style!
*Vegeta and Hiei fight*
Me: uh.Hiei? I kind of require you to torture Kuwabaka, so.
Hiei: *stops fighting with Vegeta at once* What! Where's the Baka? *unsheathes katana*
Me: now, now, hold on. Kenshin!
Kenshin: Yes?
Me: I need your reverse-blade sword.
Kenshin: here.
Me: Thanks. Here. *hands sword to Hiei*
Hiei: Hn? Why can't I use my katana?
Me: Because, this way he won't die, and his pain will be all the more excruciating.
Hiei: :
Kenshin: It isn't nice to hurt people for fun, that it isn't.
Me: Whatever. *pours Up-All-Nite potion down Kuwabaka's throat* There. Now he should stay awake. Hiei, you may proceed.
Madame Pomfrey: That potion is for the students back at the Hospital Wing at Hogwarts!
Me: *holding large bucket of popcorn* Quiet! *continues watching the Baka Bashing* Okay, on with the story. *glues eyes to fight yet again*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea of a DBZ/Holes crossover, which is all mine, not any other crummy author's.
Chapter 1: Time Machine
In a small, secluded area somewhere green, the birds were chirping, the animals were scurrying, all was peaceful. At least, for a few minutes.
"CAR!!! CARCARCARCARCARCARCAR!!!!!"
"Oh, no, TWITCH! Guys, hurry! Help me hold him down!" Now that they were finally free from Camp Green Lake, D-tent was spending their summer vacation at the Yelnats' mansion in Japan. Needless to say, they were scaring all the little critters of the woods. Badly.
In another time, something similar was taking place.
* * *
In a small, secluded area somewhere green, the birds were chirping, the animals were scurrying, all was peaceful. At least, for a few minutes.
"BIG BROTHER!!! BIG BROTHER WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!!!!!"
"Arg! Goten, GET OFF!!!" Coming from the little house in the middle of the woods was a loud explosion, followed quickly by two metallic thuds. Inside, Chichi Son loomed menacingly over her sons, frying pan in hand. Both boys seemed to be sporting large bumps on their heads.
"Gohan, how many times do I have to tell you, NO KI-BLASTS IN THE HOUSE!!!"
"Sorry mom, it's just I-" Thud. Chichi brought her frying pan of doom down again. By this time, the smaller of the two boys, who looked to be about seven, was rolling on the ground, laughing his head off. Chichi gave him another whack as well.
"And I know you egged him on, Goten."
"Aw, man." Just then, the eighteen year old caught sight of the time.
"Oh, CRAP!" His mother attempted to hit him again for language, but Gohan was already gone. "I'm gonna be late for school!" He yelled, dashing out the door.
* * *
"Hey, Pit."
"Yeah?"
"I think you can get off him now."
"Huh? Oh, yeah." Theodore, more commonly known as Armpit, stood up, revealing a very crushed-looking Brian.
"Hey, Twitch, man, you okay?" Asked X-Ray.
"Augh."
"Not too good at speaking pain, but I think he means, 'I'll take that as a stupid question.'" Commented Zigzag from the corner.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh, nothing, nothing.Rex." The boy's eyes narrowed, which everyone could see, thanks to his new glasses, which looked much like the old ones, except that they were clean. He launched himself at Zigzag, who doubled over, clutching his stomach.
"Don't speak pain, huh? That's odd; you sound pretty fluent to me.Ricky." The two boys began rolling around on the floor, bumping into objects, fists flying in every direction. They were interrupted when another boy, who had just entered the room, dived to catch a fancy stained glass vase that was about to fall.
"What are you doing!?!"
"Fighting. Here, say it with me Caveman, Fight. Ing. Fighting. Chill out."
"Chill out? Do you know what will happen when my mom sees the house like this?"
"Hey, Stanley, what's with all the noise?" asked Hector entering behind Caveman.
"Fighting."
"Yeah, your specialty, Zero. Man, I'll never forget when you whacked Pendanski with your shovel!"
"CAR!!!" Twitch raced up to the TV, which had on a commercial about Jaguars. X-Ray, Armpit, Squid (or Alan), Zigzag, Magnet (Jose), Barfbag, (Lewis) who was finally out of the hospital, Caveman, and Zero shared a Look. They proceeded to advance upon the unsuspecting Twitch.
* * *
"BIG BROTHER!" Goten was all over Gohan before he even touched the ground.
"Hey, Goten."
"Hey, Gohan, you brought Videl! Hey Videl, wanna play? Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh!?!"
Actually, Goten," said Gohan, "We were going to continue Videl's flying lessons."
"But big brother!" Goten whined, "You promised you would let me visit Trunks today. You PROMISED!"
"Sorry Goten, but-" He was interrupted by Videl.
"It's okay; I'll fly over with you guys. It'll be good practice."
"YAY!!!" Cheered Goten, as the three headed off towards Capsule Corporation. When they got there, Trunks as waiting outside.
"Took ya long enough. Hey, Gohan, you brought your girlfriend."
At this, Gohan and Videl yelled simultaneously, "I/SHE AM/IS NOT HIS/MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"
"Right." Said Trunks, not believing a word they said. "Come on Goten; let's go play in the lab."
"Hey, wait!" Gohan called after them, "I don't think your mom wants you to disturb her while she's working! Wait!" He and Videl took off after them. When they got to Bulma's lab, they were greeted by Bra, who was 'helping' her mom work, and Trunks and Goten, racing around pushing all of the buttons.
"No! Boys, don't touch that!" She cried. But it was too late. Trunks and Goten backed away from the machine, which had started to shake and sputter.
"Uh, Bulma?"
"Yes, Gohan?"
"What does this machine do?"
Bulma had gone pale. She choked out, "It's a.time machine." There was a blinding flash of light, strong enough to rival Solar Flare.
* * *
The boys were having a great time playing dodge ball in the house, which had somehow turned into a free-for-all game after ganging up on Twitch. Caveman had just chucked a kickball at Zero's head, who ducked, causing it to hit the wall, and, in return, was struck in the arm by Magnet's tennis ball, when there was a blinding flash of light.
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Yusuke: Is this possible!?! Her ego is almost as big as Kuwabara's!
Keiko: YUSUKE! *slaps him*
Me: How dare you compare me to that.that.that Clor-bag Barbler-nilc!!!
Starfire: You know of the Tamaranian language?
Me: uh.no. I just heard you say that once.
Starfire: oh.
Me: cheer up. Have some pudding of happiness.
Starfire: ^_^
Now then, where was I? Oh, yes! Killing Kuwabaka. Oh, Hiei!
Hiei: Hn. What do you want, baka onna ningen?
Vegeta: Only I may use the insult Onna!
Hiei: Hn. And what are you going to do about it, hair-style stealer?
Vegeta: What!?! You're the one who stole my hair-style!
*Vegeta and Hiei fight*
Me: uh.Hiei? I kind of require you to torture Kuwabaka, so.
Hiei: *stops fighting with Vegeta at once* What! Where's the Baka? *unsheathes katana*
Me: now, now, hold on. Kenshin!
Kenshin: Yes?
Me: I need your reverse-blade sword.
Kenshin: here.
Me: Thanks. Here. *hands sword to Hiei*
Hiei: Hn? Why can't I use my katana?
Me: Because, this way he won't die, and his pain will be all the more excruciating.
Hiei: :
Kenshin: It isn't nice to hurt people for fun, that it isn't.
Me: Whatever. *pours Up-All-Nite potion down Kuwabaka's throat* There. Now he should stay awake. Hiei, you may proceed.
Madame Pomfrey: That potion is for the students back at the Hospital Wing at Hogwarts!
Me: *holding large bucket of popcorn* Quiet! *continues watching the Baka Bashing* Okay, on with the story. *glues eyes to fight yet again*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea of a DBZ/Holes crossover, which is all mine, not any other crummy author's.
Chapter 1: Time Machine
In a small, secluded area somewhere green, the birds were chirping, the animals were scurrying, all was peaceful. At least, for a few minutes.
"CAR!!! CARCARCARCARCARCARCAR!!!!!"
"Oh, no, TWITCH! Guys, hurry! Help me hold him down!" Now that they were finally free from Camp Green Lake, D-tent was spending their summer vacation at the Yelnats' mansion in Japan. Needless to say, they were scaring all the little critters of the woods. Badly.
In another time, something similar was taking place.
* * *
In a small, secluded area somewhere green, the birds were chirping, the animals were scurrying, all was peaceful. At least, for a few minutes.
"BIG BROTHER!!! BIG BROTHER WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!!!!!"
"Arg! Goten, GET OFF!!!" Coming from the little house in the middle of the woods was a loud explosion, followed quickly by two metallic thuds. Inside, Chichi Son loomed menacingly over her sons, frying pan in hand. Both boys seemed to be sporting large bumps on their heads.
"Gohan, how many times do I have to tell you, NO KI-BLASTS IN THE HOUSE!!!"
"Sorry mom, it's just I-" Thud. Chichi brought her frying pan of doom down again. By this time, the smaller of the two boys, who looked to be about seven, was rolling on the ground, laughing his head off. Chichi gave him another whack as well.
"And I know you egged him on, Goten."
"Aw, man." Just then, the eighteen year old caught sight of the time.
"Oh, CRAP!" His mother attempted to hit him again for language, but Gohan was already gone. "I'm gonna be late for school!" He yelled, dashing out the door.
* * *
"Hey, Pit."
"Yeah?"
"I think you can get off him now."
"Huh? Oh, yeah." Theodore, more commonly known as Armpit, stood up, revealing a very crushed-looking Brian.
"Hey, Twitch, man, you okay?" Asked X-Ray.
"Augh."
"Not too good at speaking pain, but I think he means, 'I'll take that as a stupid question.'" Commented Zigzag from the corner.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh, nothing, nothing.Rex." The boy's eyes narrowed, which everyone could see, thanks to his new glasses, which looked much like the old ones, except that they were clean. He launched himself at Zigzag, who doubled over, clutching his stomach.
"Don't speak pain, huh? That's odd; you sound pretty fluent to me.Ricky." The two boys began rolling around on the floor, bumping into objects, fists flying in every direction. They were interrupted when another boy, who had just entered the room, dived to catch a fancy stained glass vase that was about to fall.
"What are you doing!?!"
"Fighting. Here, say it with me Caveman, Fight. Ing. Fighting. Chill out."
"Chill out? Do you know what will happen when my mom sees the house like this?"
"Hey, Stanley, what's with all the noise?" asked Hector entering behind Caveman.
"Fighting."
"Yeah, your specialty, Zero. Man, I'll never forget when you whacked Pendanski with your shovel!"
"CAR!!!" Twitch raced up to the TV, which had on a commercial about Jaguars. X-Ray, Armpit, Squid (or Alan), Zigzag, Magnet (Jose), Barfbag, (Lewis) who was finally out of the hospital, Caveman, and Zero shared a Look. They proceeded to advance upon the unsuspecting Twitch.
* * *
"BIG BROTHER!" Goten was all over Gohan before he even touched the ground.
"Hey, Goten."
"Hey, Gohan, you brought Videl! Hey Videl, wanna play? Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh!?!"
Actually, Goten," said Gohan, "We were going to continue Videl's flying lessons."
"But big brother!" Goten whined, "You promised you would let me visit Trunks today. You PROMISED!"
"Sorry Goten, but-" He was interrupted by Videl.
"It's okay; I'll fly over with you guys. It'll be good practice."
"YAY!!!" Cheered Goten, as the three headed off towards Capsule Corporation. When they got there, Trunks as waiting outside.
"Took ya long enough. Hey, Gohan, you brought your girlfriend."
At this, Gohan and Videl yelled simultaneously, "I/SHE AM/IS NOT HIS/MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"
"Right." Said Trunks, not believing a word they said. "Come on Goten; let's go play in the lab."
"Hey, wait!" Gohan called after them, "I don't think your mom wants you to disturb her while she's working! Wait!" He and Videl took off after them. When they got to Bulma's lab, they were greeted by Bra, who was 'helping' her mom work, and Trunks and Goten, racing around pushing all of the buttons.
"No! Boys, don't touch that!" She cried. But it was too late. Trunks and Goten backed away from the machine, which had started to shake and sputter.
"Uh, Bulma?"
"Yes, Gohan?"
"What does this machine do?"
Bulma had gone pale. She choked out, "It's a.time machine." There was a blinding flash of light, strong enough to rival Solar Flare.
* * *
The boys were having a great time playing dodge ball in the house, which had somehow turned into a free-for-all game after ganging up on Twitch. Caveman had just chucked a kickball at Zero's head, who ducked, causing it to hit the wall, and, in return, was struck in the arm by Magnet's tennis ball, when there was a blinding flash of light.
So? What do you think? I worked really hard on this, so please don't flame me too much. All you have to do now is push that button. Here, let me help.
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