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Birth Name: "Ew, the kid got afterbirth all over me...my god, it's...it's grinning..."
Now Known As: Ke$h...Bishlet.
Gender: F for frigging fantastic-spastic
Birth Mother: Some prostitute from the GTA series
Birth Father: Chuck Norris
Race: Troll
Home planet: Gulliabltrophis...EARTH, DUMBASS.
Abilites: I have the ability to spew in my mouth and hold it in, even swallow it again, can also balance light switches right in the middle, also can skip Justin Bieber songs really REALLY fast, can delete internet history pretty quickly too and can trip over own feet.
Superpowers: Can leap over an ants nest with a single bound, is faster than a dead baby, can see through bubble wrap and can pawn dem n00bs.
Hobbies: Using midgets as foot rests, spreading nutella over face pretending to be Nicki Minaj, putting earphones in around the wrong way, trying to use mobile phone when battery is flat and breaking up the Jonas Brothers.
Pet Hates: Spiderman. If I wanted to see someone running around in spandex I'd put spandex on someone and make them run around.
Markings, Tattoos, Piercings etc: Has scars on wrists from finding out Justin Bieber smoked weed, "ANDY" tattooed on the bottom of foot, spectrum piercing to hang car keys on and a huge bruise on the back from a wrecking ball.
Favourite Colour: You know that colour your faeces turns when you go to your local mexican resturant with your frigging annoying aunt that always grips your cheeks and stretches them out like tights fat people wear while pushing prams sucking on cancer sticks just waiting for CentreLink to open so they can afford that new WeightWatchers diet that is just really a massive scam brought to you by the same people who made Pro-active that is just really an advance photo editing tool such as Photoshop which is made by Adobe who is using Adobe FlashPlayer to view alll your Activites on your computer yes that's right even Sims which logo is Green so my favourite colour is Purple.