It was night. ThunderClan and RiverClan circled each other, yelling and cursing at them. Sadly, Frostfur's kit sneaked out to watch the battle, so they learned many new bad words. Then, after an hour, then the dancing competition began.
Some big chinned muscly dude named Tigerclaw was doing the Jive while Oakheart was doing the Rumba. Tigerclaw said in between his dancing:
"Oakheart! How dare you drink Champagne and eat your fancy cheeses on our rocks! WE need it to drink Bud Light and eat steak there!". Oakheart laughed. "Ha! You Thunderclanners are so uncivilized! Champagne is WAY better the beer!". Tigerclaw growled and was about to pull out his knife to murder Oakheart, when he heard a she cat scream "My nails!".
Tigerclaw kicking Oakheart, and ran to Mousefur, who had a pound of make up on and painted red claws. One of them was ripped out. Tigerclaw dashed in front of Mousefur and yowled "Run, Mousefur! Run away and never return!". She did so, crying about how her nails were ruined.
Tigerclaw turned back to the RiverClan tom who cut off a nail, and belly danced. The unknown tom screeched "My eyes!" and ran away. Some other clanmates of his tried to help, but they passed out from Tigerclaw's belly dancing. The kits were scarred too.
Eventually, Redtail punched Tigerclaw in the face, saying "We need to retreat! RiverClan is doing the Cha Cha!". "Really?" Tigerclaw sighed. But, he left anyways, pointing at Redtail and dragged he thumb along his neck(Since when did cats have thumbs?).
MEANWHILE...
A blue she cat was sitting down, along with a tortoiseshell she cat. Most of the ThunderClan warriors were passed out due to Tigerclaw's belly dancing. Also, Thornkit called Tigerclaw a word I really wish not to repeat. His mother, Frostfur, slapped him.
Anyways, after about an eon, Bluestar finally said "So, has Mousefur finally stopped crying about her nails?".
Spottedleaf nodded. "I had the drug her to sleep to get her to zip it." she confessed. Bluestar sighed and looked up at the stars again. "I really wish some prophecy would come out of nowhere to tell us what to do.". Spottedleaf nodded, but then a shooting star shoot across the sky. Then, Spottedleaf received a phone call.
"StarClan?! Oh okay.". Spottedleaf put away her phone and said the Bluestar "StarClan me a prophecy. It say Donald Trump will save the clan.".
Another phone call. "Oh". Spottedleaf put her phone away again and said "Sorry. I meant, fire alone will save the clan.".
Bluestar gasped. What does it mean?
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