Kurama slumped over the toilet.
"N-No…"
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei gathered around Koenma's office, not know what was going on. Kurama sat in the corner of the room, looking unsure.
"Well, you all know how babies are made…" Koenma paused to build up some dramatic tension.
The dramatic tension dissolved.
"Yeah! The stork delivers them to all the mommy and daddies!" Kuwabara exclaimed. Hiei threw a chair at him.
"Yeah… about that… Kurama seemed to have gotten pregnant, as illogical as that sounds," Keonma paused again, taking a deep breath. "And our doctors confirmed that Hiei is… the father."
Everyone, including Hiei, died. Or whent into shock, whatever floats your boat.
"What? I never did anything with Kurama!" Hiei hissed, hoping that he was lying. Or so he could kill something.
"Oh, but the baby is yours; we checked it. Five times to be exact. It's yours and Kurama's. My, didn't you think of thinking about the consequences of it? And—"
"—Shut up." Hiei stood up, and walked away, eager that they were lying. Everyone watched him leave, and moments later, they started sniggering. Then they cracked up.
"He's so funny. Boys can't get pregnant!" Kuwabara hollered. Outside, Hiei was fuming with rage.
The next day, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Koenma found themselves tied to a tree upside down in maternity clothes, unable to move.
You don't mess with Hiei.
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