A/N: You may already know that I LOVE kooky pairings and using characters that are rarely used in my stories. Well, here is the first chapter of my Seamus Finnigan/Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy/Mandy Brocklehurst (sp?).

Disclaimer: Me no own nuttin' except the plot and a few characters. THIS IS NOTHING CLOSE TO THE PERSONALITIES OF ANY CHARACTER! EVERYONE IS OOC! IF YOU NO LIKEE THIS, DON'T READ IT!

Chapter One

Draco's PoV

"Pansy, I need to tell you something. Could you please come over here?" Pansy Parkinson, a short girl with a pug-like face came over and looked at me with contempt. She hadn't spoken a word that to me, except for a massive amount of insults, ever since I told her I didn't love her.

"What do you need to tell me so desperately that you're willing to come up out of your garbage-like sluttiness? I'll tell you now that I want nothing more to do with you Draco Malfoy. You are low, vile, and rotten. I hate you."

God. This girl is impossible. But, I do need to tell her.

"Pansy, the reason I pretended to love you, pulling you on a string, is because I was betrothed to you by my father. I am sorry that I used you. I do love you, but only as a brother would love his sister. Will you please forgive me Pansy?" I explained. I hope she understood.

"Draco Alexsi Malfoy, I did love you. Strongly and truly. But not anymore. However, to err is human. To forgive divine. I do forgive you, but I don't want you trying to pull any moves on me. If you do, you will instantly find yourself dead, on the ground, with this quill sticking straight out of the middle of your forehead!" She yelled, brandishing an eagle owl quill, still wet with ink, above her head.

"Ouch." I replied.

Without another word, Pansy left, leaving me alone in the Slytherin common room.

A/N: I know, this chapter is very short, but don't you all think its reasonable? Anyway, R/R please!