Logan was absently watching the news with his feet kicked up on the coffee table, when he heard a yell followed by mad giggling down the hallway. He raised a brow and glanced over towards the doorway where he saw Kitty running down the hall, laughing while being chased by Kurt, who was yelling something in German.

Logan shook his head. "I'm not even gonna ask." He murmured as he turned back to the T.V.

A few moments later there was another yell from Kurt, followed by mad giggling from Kitty as she raced back down the hall with a shirt in her arms, followed by Kurt, who was now shirtless.

Logan just stared at the empty now hallway for a few moments in a stupor before Kitty rushed past again, still giggling with Kurt close on her heels.

Ok, that was it. Now he just had to know what they were up to.

Making his move before the Elf disappeared down the hall again Logan called out "Hey Elf, what the hell's goin' on?"

Kurt stopped in his tracks and turned towards him with a slight, annoyed scowl on his face. Now that Logan looked, the Elf's hair was damp, and his fur was wet and slicked down.

"Kitty phased my shirt off. And as I don't intend on going around all day shirtless--- I'm trying to get it back." Kurt explained with a slightly annoyed tone.

Logan raised a brow "And why don't you just get a new one?" he asked.

"Because she's hidden them all!" Kurt said exasperatedly.

Logan burst out laughing, much to Kurt's annoyance, before saying."And lemme guess, every time you catch her she just phases right through you?" he said, grinning slyly.

Kurt gave and aggravated sigh and slumped his shoulders"....Yes." he said, looking at the ground.

Logan shook his head "Well then I guess you're shit out of luck eh Eh elf?" he laughed. Kurt rolled his eyes half heartedly.

Just then Bobby came around the corner with a confused look on his face. He looked from Logan to Kurt, then pointed his thumb towards the kitchen. "----Uhhh, does anyone know why Kitty's putting Kurt's shirt through the garbage disposal?" he asked in confusion.

Kurt's eyes widened with shock "VAS?!" he shouted "Are you serious?!" he asked, looking to Bobby, hoping he was joking.

"If you don't believe me then go see for yourself---" Bobby said as he pointed back to the kitchen. Kurt let out a groan before taking off towards the kitchen with a "BAMF!"

Bobby stood there for a moment after in confusion, before turning to Logan "----Do I?" he started

Shaking his head "Nah kid, you don' wanna know." Logan said, before settling himself back on the couch.

It was about an hour later, the chase was still on, and Logan still hadn't moved from his spot on the couch. Except instead of watching T.V., he was now reading the newspaper. As he turned the page, he glanced up in time to see Kurt flop down tiredly on the other end of the couch, with his head tilted back.

"Ya give up Elf?" Logan asked, nonchalantly

"Ja." Kurt said with a defeated sigh.

Logan nodded and turned the next page "Good move."

Hey everyone! Sorry for not updating "starting out" in awhile, but I've had this idea stuck in my head forever and I just had to get it out!

Well anyway, this will probably be a two-shot, maybe a three-shot, so keep watching ok, Cause it's not over yet!

(oh, and extra cookies for those of you who can guess where the title is from^^))

Anyway please read and review and tell me what you think!

As always, I don't own X-Men MARVEL does.

Till next time,

~ lost-in-the-clouds.