Takes place immediately after Po falls from his improvised and totally hilarious rocket chair, during the tournament.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kung Fu Panda. Hi-yah!
Consequences for Defying Gravity
They might have paid a bit more attention to the large, obese corpse in the middle of the arena, if it hadn't been for the fact that Master Oogway was about to choose the Dragon Warrior. The identity of the legendary warrior was far more important than the death of an overweight panda of course.
Looking up from the dead body just in front of her with a shudder of disgust, Tigress turned her attention to the wise tortoise. He was pointing at…the body? No, he was pointing at her surely.
"Are you pointing at me, master?" she asked, stepping around the body, and taking a step closer.
He shook his head. "The panda.
"The panda?"
"Er, the panda is dead." Monkey said, just as lost and freaked out as the rest of them.
"But, what does that mean?" Shifu asked.
Master Oogway solemnly observed his audience.
"It means…" he paused, and everyone, even the shaken members of the audience leaned closer to hear. If it had been anyone else, then it could be claimed that the pause had been for dramatic effect. But surely a master of the fine arts of kung fu was above that.
After several moments of tense silence, Master Oogway finally finished his sentence.
"We're all screwed."
Sorry, after being forced to view the film over a dozen times in less than a week (courtesy of my siblings), I just had to write this. I love the film, but I got sick of it after the eighth time.
