Who the fuck still listens to the radio? You got your pop music and your rock music and your rap music with the hipping and hopping and you got your country music and your salsa music that all the Mexicans listen to. I once went to the flea market and it was a damn swell time.
This guy tried to sell me literally half of a keyboard for $5. I don't know how I could refuse, so I bought it then set it on fire when I got home, but that may be a story for another time. I went to another area and tried buying a Halloween costume. "I'll give you a dollar for this mam!" "NO YOU GIVE ME THIRTY!" "How about fifty cents and I don't call the border patrol?" I ended up getting it for fifty cents.
One time. I went to McDonalds. And I got an iced latte instead of a mocha frappuccino. It didn't taste good. Have you seen Growing Pains? One of the kid's names is Boner. What the hell? Why don't I have a name like that? Then there was a gas leak and everyone blew up and died the end.