The Story of Harry and Ginny
Written by Dr.Chicken
Back in the 6th year of Hogwarts, Harry kissed Ginny over excitement, Ginny thought; little did she know Harry really liked her. 10 YEARS LATER.
"Ohh my dearest love I have burdened your heart in my right pocket ever since the 2nd year of Hogwarts and that year in Hogwarts when I kissed you I was being serious it wasn't over excitement it was over pure love, oh Ginny will you marry me?" Harry said softly.
"Maybe" Ginny answered whilst picking earwax out of her ear and eating it. "Some guys think that some Bertie Bott's Every Flavour beans have earwax flavour, that's a hunk of crap this is the genuine stuff straight from the ear, beautiful stuff, you want some?" said Ginny. Harry stuck on a disgusted look but he desperately wanted Ginny so he had some.
"Yes please my love, my beauty, my…"Harry was interrupted
"Look cut out the crap, here's the earwax "Ginny handed Harry a big chunk of the orange blob, Harry wanting Ginny desperately ate it no questioned asked. (I'm quite sure it would taste like shit, even no I've never tasted shit I'm just guessing)
"Ginny will you marry me" Harry asked.
"Ok, Ok fine ill marry you"Ginny replied again eating her earwax (yum delicious). They got married 5 weeks later and for breakfast, lunch and tea they ate earwax. They all lived happily ever after.
THE END.