And now, finally the epilouge to 'John's Got a Feeling' and 'Whatever Happened to George and Ringo?' I've had it written for ages now just been to lazy to post it :p
John, now completely bald from the waist up, lies on the hospital bed as a nurse adds a few more stitches to his back.
Paul, sitting next to the bed and holding John's hand, sighs "I thought you said this was a GOOD feeling."
John grunts from the pain, "Well, it -ouch- was... I mean, until that flamingo interfered and ruined everything"
Paul just shakes his head "And see this is why everyone runs when you get feelings."
" But Eppy doesn't run!" John whines.
Paul shakes his head " Well, yes, but Eppy is... Well he's Eppy."
-Meanwhile, on some sunny beach in Mexico...-
Ringo sits next to George, Margarita in hand, "I wonder what happened with John and his 'feeling'"
George steals a sip of Ringo's drink before replying, "Rings, I thought we agreed we would repress the last few years of our lives and everyone in it. Therefore we know no John, or his dastardly 'feelings'."
Ringo pulls George in for a cuddle/hug (or clug, as they like to call it) and laughs.