15 rules of the Alpha Teens.
1. Fireworks are not allowed in the Aquatic Center. It's supposed to be a secret base, people!
BOOM!
"I think I know where this month's repair bill is going."
2. This includes sparklers, bottle rockets, Roman candles, sky rockets and flares.
"How are we going to celebrate the Fourth of July now?"
"It's January!"
3. In fact if it has anything to do with fire at all, do not touch!
"Satisfying our pyromaniac tendencies is going to be tough then."
4. Aviod Lioness during the week of the 26th of each month. No questions asked.
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
"I need someone to get me a Coconut Almond Fudge Chip cone. ¡Vamos!
5. Don't bring snakes home. No matter how hilarious Hawk's girly shriek of terror was.
"Get it away from me! Get it away from me! Aaaaghh!!"
"You getting this?"
"Oh yeah, dude."
6. Shark, you are not Aquaman.
"Why does Shark look like he is making out with the fish tank?"
"He is trying to make them accept him as a member of their brotherhood."
"…."
7. Nor are you Tarzan. Deal with it.
"AAAaaa"
"Sharkman, watch out for that tree!"
8. Don't sing the Itsy Bitsy Spider to Spidah. That's just mean.
"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spouuut. Down came the rain, and washed the spider ouuuttt."
"I give up. I give up. Just stop the torture!"
9. Mocking Firekat by saying Here Kitty, Kitty is extremely dangerous but probably not fatal.
"What did you call me?!"
"Nice Kitty. Pretty Kitty. Scary Kitt.."
"Run!"
10. Mocking Lioness by saying Here Kitty, Kitty, however, is extremely fatal.
"Are those claw marks?"
" Do NOT ask."
11. The following people aren't allowed to ever step foot in the kitchen: Hawk, Lioness, Axel, Shark
"Why I'm always the one who gets stuck cooking?"
12. King is not a disguised Cyborg sent on a secret mission by the Teen Titans.
"Why is there a picture of King next to a picture of Cyborg from the Teen Titans?"
"Evidence."
13. No matter how much they look like or the mysterious phone calls in the middle of the night to some guy named Robin.
"I'm telling you, they're on to me, Robin."
"Who are you talking to?"
"No one Ax-man. No one at all."
14. So quit checking him for spark plugs!
Poke. Poke.
"His ear doesn't feel mechanical, dude."
"They never do, Shark. They never do."
15. Don't hide Garret's glasses for your own sick amusement. The poor guy is already in a wheelchair plus he supplies our rides.
"That's it! No radio in the new Slammer! Ouch!"
I don't own A.T.O.M but I do own these rules. I was however inspired by these authors and their rule stories: ShinobiCyrus, Pridefall, H.E. Gray and especially GuardianSaiyoko. If you have any ideas, please share them. Thanks!