This is what happens when your extremely tired and on a high from Easter Eggs and Vampire Diaries repeats.
Now, don't get me wrong- I seriously LOVE Twilight. But I don't like Bella and recently discovered, that although I'm Fangs over Fur, I am Team Jacob. Yes, yes. I know. That's exactly how I felt when I discovered this too. And that's how everyone else looked, since I discovered it and yelled it out in the middle of Sainsbury's. I'm sure it brightened up their day though.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with the Vampire Diaries or Twilight, beacuse if I did, I would be a busy, busy girl.
I know what you're all thinking and I didn't mean it like that, you perverts. Hang your head in shame. Or review. :D
"OH NO HE DI-N'T!!"
"Like, every girl has the right to be ugly, but your girl abuses the privledge!"
"OH, OH YES, HE DI-ID!" Stefan crowed, high-fiving Damon.
"Hell yes, I went there. Mmm-hmmm," agreed Damon, snapping his fingers in a Z sequence.
"So let's get this straight-which btw I don't think you are,"- "Oh, the BURN!"- "Thank you, Stefan. Anyway, like I was saying, dude, get the frii-ack out of our forest. You got me?"
"Oh, oh, oh- NO. Hush now," Stefan whisper-yelled.
"Oh, NICE, my brother!" Damon whistled.
"Oh, we got this, Dai. We are take the sparkles right outta that guys-"
"What in the name of Godzilla are you two doing????"
The two criminally sexy Salvatore brothers whirled around, diverting their attention from the floor length, wall sized mirror to Elena Gilbert.
"Er, well, you see- I got nothing," Stefan sighed.
"I'll handle this, bro. You see, Elena, it has recently come to our attention that some ridiculous sparkling, mind raping- DID I MENTION THE SPARKLING?" Damon succumbed to angry, manly sobs while Stefan patted him on the back.
"What he's trying to say, Elena, is that no matter how hot or shiny this guy may be, he IS NOT taking our forest. Mm-mm-mm," Stefan hummed.
"Right, so you were doing what in the mirror, exactly?"
"Well, it has to be perfect of course. We figure that the mind-raping one will come with his 'wife' ," he broke off and giggled conspiratorally with Damon, " and we are gonna PWN those crazy mofo's!"
"Hell yeah we are!" Damon screeched, returning to life after a reviving glass of vodka and blood. You wouldn't think it would be nice but it really is. Got a bit of tang to it really.
"Um, ok guys. Well, I ran into Dr. Cullen when I was in town and invited them over this evening!"
"You did what? What did you do? Did you what? Oh, God, Stefan, I can't even look at her," Damon hissed, a look of agonising exasparation on his face.
Elena's eyes widened and she hastily retreated to the sanctuary of the vampire-free kitchen of the boarding house.
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN-"
"Damon, Damon, Damon."
"Stefan, Stefan Ste- nah, I'm bored with it already. What?"
"Don't you see? This is the perfect oppurtunity to destroy them!"
"I like your thinking, little brother. You get the Bambi blood, I'll get the.... the, um the other stuff?"
"You mean the military weapons, incase plan A goes wrong?"
"Of course."
Ok, that's it. Hope you had a giggle at it!
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