No More Annoying Giant Mermaid Princess - One Piece

by CurePrincessAriel

Lola Mcbola from Robotboy wasn't too pleased with Shirahoshi, The Most Annoying Giant Mermaid Princess from One Piece, So she decided to sing an unusually, gory parody of "I love You" Barney Song called "No More Annoying Giant Mermaid Princess" Song in front Robotboy and Tommy Turnbull. So Plz. Enjoy! Rated M for Graohic Violence, Character Death, and Explicit Gore throughout.

One Piece Eiichiro Oda, TV Asahi, and Toei Animation.

Fanfic by Cure Ariel.

All Rights Reserved.

Enjoy!

*I let Tommy Turnbull, Lola Mbola, and Robotboy have Casual attire like in the Actual show rather than as Cure Princess (Innocent Form), Cure Flora, and Cure Marine from "The Precure Series" respectively.*

*Reading Warning: Side effects of Shirahoshi from One Piece to American fans may include Sudden Rash, Vomiting, and Desire to commit Violence.*

*Also, Shirahoshi-related Arguments to American fans may occur during reading this fanfic.*

-No More Annoying Giant Mermaid Princess - One Piece-

Lola Mcbola: Hello, Everyone! I'm going to sing an usually gory parody of "I Love You" Barney Song. Enjoy!

*Song Begins*

I love you, You love me.

Let's get together and Kill Shirahoshi!

With a Famous Scary Monster Gray Shark named, Of course It's JAWS!

No More Annoying Giant Mermaid Princess!

*Song Ends*

Tommy Turnbull: Very Gory Song, But nice Singing, Lola!

Lola Mcbola: Thank You, Tommy Turnbull.

Robotboy: Yeah, Lola! Robotboy does not like Shirahoshi! Shirahoshi is Annoying!

Tommy Turnbull I agree Robotboy! Shirahoshi sucks as always in America!

-THE END-

-Extra Special Message from Mac and Bloo from Foster's.-

Mac: You know what Bloo about Shirahoshi from One Piece?

Bloo: What?

Mac: Shirahoshi is the worst Anime mermaid Ever!

Bloo: Ohh! I agree with you, Mac.

-Flapjack and Knuckles react to Shirahoshi from One Piece-

Knuckles: Ahh! Sail away Flapjack! She's unintentionally trying to drown us!

Flapjack: I'll never forget you when we die underwater.

Bubbie: I'll never forget you boys when you both die underwater.

-Captain Hook and The Jolly Roger Crew react to Shirahoshi from One Piece-

Captain Hook: Ahh! Cover your ears with ear swabs, Men!

Mr. Smee: Ok, Sir!

Captain Hook's Men: Yeah!

-The End-

Fun Facts from TV TROPES:

One Piece: Shirahoshi, the gigantic mermaid princess who won't stop crying is wildly unpopular with the American fans. In Japan? She beats fan favorites such as Jinbei, Ben Beckman, and Kaku in the fifth official popularity poll.

Rebecca, the Chainmail Bikini-clad gladiator from the Dressrosa arc is also very unpopular with American audiences, but ranked immediate below Shirahoshi in the popularity poll.