Summary: Italia has almost everything right today… Almost.
Inspiration: HEINKEL XD Retarded dreams of a little German girl running around holding the gun backwards and being chased by her father, who, oddly enough, reminds me a LOT of Germany.
Characters: Italia, Germany, and a cat.
Rating:… It's really fine for anyone.
DEDICATION: ATLANTIS-CHAN AND ARCTIC-CHAN… And Babylonia-kun, cuz you guys are all awesome and made me love Hetalia.
Now, my extremely short story:
Germany sighed, very annoyed.
Italy was not late today, and that was good.
He was not whining too much, and that was also good.
He had not asked for pasta yet, and that was amazing.
He had even remembered his pants today, and that really amazed Germany.
But even then, Italy had managed to screw something up.
And today had been going SO well, so well…
But the Italy in front of him was holding the gun…
Backwards.
Germany gave him a slap to the side of the head, sending Italy into a fit of cries and "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!", and ripped the gun rather forcefully out of his hands, turning around and hitting Italy in the chest with the GOOD SIDE.
" HOLD IT HERE!" He yelled, and Italy grabbed it reluctantly, still sniffling and whimpering.
There, everything was right. If it was not for the sadness left on Italy's face, he would look like a perfect soldier…
Germany was proud.
At least, until the typical Italy dropped everything to go chase after a cat.
At that moment, Germany sighed in exasperation, burying his face in his hands with shame before going to chase after Italy.