Phone Tag
By AllzStar
UN: Um...I feel bad. I am CONSTANTLY creating new stories because they always end up sucking ass. But usually I base my stories' success on the number of reviews they get. I know that's bad, but that's how a roll. No point writing a story if no one's reading it! So if you like a story…review. :)
DEUX: This is my attempt at a multi-pairing fic. Yeah. I'm scared. Hopefully I can handle incredibly long chapters and tons of drama.
TROIS: This whole fic is done in texts. I tell you whose phone each section is on, so all the messages under that person's phone will be to that person. Hopefully it's not too confusing.. Also, pay attention to the dates and times of the texts. ;)
::CHAPTER ONE::
ipsa scientia potestas est
KNOWLEDGE ITSELF IS POWER
WENDY'S PHONE
12/11/2010 11:54 am
From: Kenny M
Hey wends i need ur notes for eng plz plz! :)
12/11/2010 11:55 am
No way in hell. You're never gonna learn like that kiddo
12/11/2010 11:55 am
From: Kenny M
who said anthing about learning
12/11/2010 11:56 am
I'll help you write your own notes, but I'm not doing it for you.
12/11/2010 11:58 am
From: Kenny M
bitch
12/11/2010 11:58 am
Love you too :) xoxo
12/11/2010 12:05 pm
From: Kyle B.
What did you do to Stan? Hes shitting himself.
12/11/2010 12:07 pm
I didn't do anything. I just said I needed to talk to him about something.
12/11/2010 12:09 pm
From: Kyle B.
Hes gone all hate the world again. Way to go
12/11/2010 12:10 pm
Tell him it's no big deal. It's not my fault he overreacts to anything.
12/11/2010 12:10 pm
From: Kyle B.
haha yeah. You wear the pants Wendy.
12/11/2010 12:11 pm
yeah. Imagine that.
12/11/2010 12:12 pm
From: Kyle B.
He's more chickish than u
12/11/2010 12:16 pm
Chickish. Hmm. I suppose.
KENNY'S PHONE
12/11/2010 1:50 pm
Whats up u look liek death
12/11/2010 1:53 pm
From: Stan
Wendys gonna dump me
12/11/2010 1:54 pm
What why
12/11/2010 1:55 pm
From: Stan
Dunno. Probs fucked someone else
12/11/2010 1:56 pm
Not her fault u dont put out
12/11/2010 1:56 pm
From: Stan
Fuck you.
12/11/2010 1:57 pm
Man up marsh. gotta tell him sometime
WENDY'S PHONE
12/11/2010 2:18 pm
From: Bebe girl
Are you gonna do it?
12/11/2010 2:19 pm
I don't want to..
12/11/2010 2:20 pm
From: Bebe girl
Its not fair to him, baby girl. You've gotta set him straight. Forgive the pun.
12/11/2010 2:22 pm
haha you're awful. But yeah. I know.
12/11/2010 2:24 pm
From: Bebe girl
You know it's not fair to you either..
12/11/2010 2:25 pm
What's not fair?
12/11/2010 2:26 pm
From: Bebe girl
What he's doing to you
12/11/2010 2:30 pm
It's not his fault.
12/11/2010 2:31 pm
From: Bebe girl
Everyone knows but kyle. Everyone feels sorry for you.
12/11/2010 2:32 pm
I don't want anyone's pity. This is our business.
12/11/2010 2:33 pm
From: Bebe girl
Do you think Kyle reciprocates?
12/11/2010 2:34 pm
No. You don't have to worry, baby girl. He's crazy about you. :)
12/11/2010 2:35 pm
From: Bebe girl
I think imam break up with him..
12/11/2010 2:35 pm
What? :O Why?
12/11/2010 2:36 pm
From: Bebe girl
I hked up w Craig.
12/11/2010 2:36 pm
omg. WHY
12/11/2010 2:37 pm
From: Bebe girl
Drunk. Party. It happens. :)
12/11/2010 2:38 pm
When did this happen?
12/11/2010 2:39 pm
From: Bebe girl
Like..2 wks ago
12/11/2010 2:40 pm
have you been seeing Craig all this time?
12/11/2010 2:43 pm
From: Bebe girl
Yes..
12/11/2010 2:45 pm
omg..poor Kyle!
12/11/2010 2:48 pm
From: Bebe girl
I heard he was fooling around with Red.
12/11/2010 2:50 pm
Not true. Kenny would have told me.
12/11/2010 2:51 pm
From: Bebe girl
You think Kyle would tell Kenny?
12/11/2010 2:52 pm
Yes.
12/11/2010 2:53 pm
From: Bebe girl
Well, I don't know. I really like craig..
12/11/2010 2:54 pm
Does Craig like you?
12/11/2010 2:55 pm
From: Bebe girl
I think so :)
12/11/2010 2:56 pm
Well, ask Kyle if the rumours were true. Talk to him first :) If craig makes you happier than all the best to you. But I feel bad for kyle. Instinct.
12/11/2010 2:58 pm
From: Bebe girl
I do too! I don't want to hurt him, I feel terrible. But the magic is just..gone, you know?
12/11/2010 3:00 pm
Okay, baby girl. :)
KENNY'S PHONE
12/11/2010 3:05 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Kenny has Kyle said anything about fooling around with Red?
12/11/2010 3:06 pm
No hed never do that why
12/11/2010 3:07 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Bebe's upset because she heard he was
12/11/2010 3:08 pm
Nooooooo
12/11/2010 3:10 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Well okay then. :)
12/11/2010 3:12 pm
From: Kyle B
Woo school's almost out!
12/11/2010 3:13 pm
BITCHYAAAAAAAAA
STAN'S PHONE
12/11/2010 10:02 pm
From: Kyle B
So how'd it go?
12/11/2010 10:03 pm
We broke up.
12/11/2010 10:05 pm
From: Kyle B
Balls, dude. I'm sorry. Why?
12/11/2010 10:06 pm
I'll tell u tomoro
12/11/2010 10:07 pm
From: Kyle B
OK
KYLE'S PHONE
13/11/2010 8:34 am
From: Kenny M
Morning, sunshine.
13/11/2010 8:37 am
Not awake yet...asshole.
13/11/2010 8:38 am
From: Kenny M
haha well hurry up kid school starts 20 mins
13/11/2010 8:40 am
Someone's punctual today
13/11/2010 8:41 am
From: Kenny M
gotta find out wut happnd w stan et wendy
13/11/2010 8:40 am
From: Craig Tucker
U busy?
13/11/2010 8:41 am
Yeah ok then. C u soon, ken.
13/11/2010 8:43 am
Uh no why
13/11/2010 8:44 am
From: Craig Tucker
Need a ride. Car's shit on toast
13/11/2010 8:45 am
K c u in a couple of mins
BEBE'S PHONE
13/11/2010 8:52 am
Are you here yet?
13/11/2010 8:54 am
From: Craig Tucker
In Broflov's car
13/11/2010 8:55 am
I'm in the library..
13/11/2010 8:56 am
From: Craig Tucker
K
WENDY'S PHONE
13/11/2010 8:45 am
From: Kenny M
Morning sunshine :)
13/11/2010 8:46 am
Hi. 3 I'm not letting you copy my notes.
13/11/2010 8:47 am
From: Kenny M
Damn. Wuz worth a shot
13/11/2010 8:50 am
you're predictable, that's all.
13/11/2010 8:53 am
From: Kenny M
w/e. Stans a puddle. Didnt go well i take it
13/11/2010 8:54 am
:(
13/11/2010 8:55 am
From: Kenny M
Well talk in bio
KYLE'S PHONE
13/11/2010 9:56 am
From: Kenny M
Did u talk to stan
13/11/2010 9:57 am
Ya. They broke up yesterday..
13/11/2010 9:58 am
From: Kenny M
Y
13/11/2010 10:00 am
wouldn't say
13/11/2010 10:01 am
From: Kenny M
Weird.. lets ambush at lunch
13/11/2010 10:03 am
Not too much..he's upset
13/11/2010 10:04 am
From: Kenny M
Well im upset hes not dishing
13/11/2010 10:05 am
Lol. ttyl
WENDY'S PHONE
13/11/2010 10:25 am
From: Bebe girl
You okay?
13/11/2010 10:26 am
Yeah. Tired. Upset. Stan didn't take it so well. :(
13/11/2010 10:27 am
From: Bebe girl
How long did he expect you to take up the charade? I mean he should have seen it coming.
13/11/2010 10:28 am
I feel terrible.
13/11/2010 10:30 am
From: Bebe girl
Sleepover. Tonight. My place. Bring ice cream.
13/11/2010 10:32 am
Sounds good baby girl :)
13/11/2010 10:34 am
From: Bebe girl
Cool. Ily hunny itll be alright 3
KENNY'S PHONE
13/11/2010 1:13 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Plz don't grill Stan today
13/11/2010 1:15 am
Already did..
13/11/2010 1:16 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Aw Christ. Whatd he say?
13/11/2010 1:17 pm
Nothing. Wouldn't tell us why you dumped his ass
13/11/2010 1:18 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Well don't ask him again.
13/11/2010 1:20 pm
K. Ill ask u. Y did you dump his ass
13/11/2010 1:22 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
None of your business.
13/11/2010 1:24 pm
Uh ya it is cuz i have to listen to him bitch and moan about it for the next two weeks so youd better as fuck tell me
13/11/2010 1:25 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
I don't owe you jack shit Kenny.
13/11/2010 1:26 pm
Whom I gonna tell?
13/11/2010 1:27 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Everyone.
13/11/2010 1:28 pm
come on no i wont
13/11/2010 1:30 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
Ya you will
13/11/2010 1:32 pm
goddamit plz tell me i swear in the name of god i will not tell any1. And ive met god. So ya. Plz plz plz!
13/11/2010 1:34 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
I promised him I wouldn't.
13/11/2010 1:35 pm
your trustworthiness doesnt mean jack shit anymore hes not dating you so why should he care
13/11/2010 1:36 pm
From: Wendy Testaburger
It's not my secret to tell.
13/11/2010 1:38 pm
Ah, so it's a secret? ;)
13/11/2010 2:04 pm
Wendy? GODDAMIT ANSWER ME!