Master Chief was cooking amazing amounts of Spaghetti in Foward Unto Dawn's kitchen whilst Cortana did other boring shit.
Master Chief then heard a clunk and dunk in the cryo bay, cautiously master chief grabs his MA5C ICWS holding thirty 7.62x51mm Full Metal Jacket rounds. He looked down the none-existant scope as he walked into the cryo bay, only to see a man in a fashionable brown jacket laying upon the floor.
The man had a small toothbrush moustache and a small firearm clenched in his right hand - it was not a model of which he recognised. Oddly, the man smelt of gasoline - but suddenly the strange little man woke up startled - regaining his composure at neck break speeds which made even the Chief flinch a little.
"Who are you? How did you get here?" Master Chief asked the dickhead.
Adolf Hitler's mind raced, he has little to no memory of past events. he clearly remembers sitting with Eva Donger and showing off his Luger - it was clear that they were going to lose the war and Hitler might as well spend the last hours of the German Reich with the love of his life. Everything afterwards faded away, and Hitler was unable to grasp onto it. Of course, his mind was cold and calculating, strengthened by the hardships he endured before rising to power. He appeared to be in an underground bunker in a room filled with what appears to be human-sized tubes.
The elephant in the room was without a doubt the seven-foot monster which stood in front of him, wielding a futuristic looking - rifle. He was surprised to see this monster emit sound and as a result, he made an attempt to get himself on his feet, only to his surprise that he appeared to have much sharper reflexes and body movements then he remembered.
"What?" Hitler asked it appears he had has lost the ability to speak German.
"Who are you? How did you get here?"
The Fuhrer paused for a moment before answering - where was he? Was this an American experiment to psychoanalyse him? No, even the Americans could not pull off such feats, and even if they could Hitler has no choice but to comply to their jewry.
"I am the Fu- I am Adolf Hitler. I am unaware as to how I have gotten here, where am I?"
Cortana was equally as confused as Adolf, it is almost as if someone plucked this poor man out of time and misplaced him here. "Chief, leave this to me," she said like the bitch she is
"Alright Mr Adolf, we don't know how you got here - and it's going to drive me mad knowing that we'll probably never know. Anyways, you are currently in the Forward Unto Dawn - at least on the second half of it."
"Why do you specify that we are in the second half?"
"The first one kind of doesn't exist anymore. Probably."
"I presume you are str-"
"Hold it there, Adolf. Let me ask you a question first - why are your reflexes so fast? Only a Spartan has such augmentations and your body movements would be impossible for a regular human to do."
"I don't understand this talk about Spartans and Augmentations ma'am."
"Call me Cortana you dumb bitch lmao anyways Spartans are soldiers which extended capabilities to that of a regular soldier you dumb fuck have you never played halo"
Adolf Hitler was stunned by this news - even the greatest German scientists were unable to make any "supersoldiers", the closest they have ever gotten to that was Methamphetamine craving soldiers. Clearly, he has been launched forward into time - but why? History only produces one or two great men every century or so, but perhaps the current gene pool was impure and unfit to produce a worthy man. Why would time forge a new sword out of poor steel when they can simply use an older, better one? But why was it I, Adolf, and not some other soul such as Bismarck or Napoleon? Well, the answer was clear - the mightiest man for the mightiest task, the question is, what have the gods sent Adolf to do? Does international jewry still linger? find out next time on power rangers episde 2