heres my new story that wont be updated for ages cause i working on another story
but thanks to all my readers who dont exist
disclaimer: i own bleach
grimmjow: no you dont
me: i dont?
grimmjow: no *shakeshead* you dont
me: oh,...ok
grimmjow: you should get on with the story
me: oh...right....the story
grimmjow: ...idiot...
Kicked Out
I guess you could say this is a long chapter, but I can't guarantee that the rest will be the same.
Chapter 1:
Aizen had had enough, Grimjow, Ayame and Gin had finally managed to piss him off. And now they would face the consequences.
As the three troublemakers faced Aizen, they new they had gone too far this time.
"I knew we shouldn't have done it" Ayame whispered to the other two.
What the f**ck are you talking about?! It was your idea in the first place!" Grimmjow replied.
"Oh yea" giggled Ayame.
"well we shoulda known he would get angry" Gin sighed "his tea is very important, no one messes with Aizen's tea and gets away with it"
"then why the hell did you join us?" Grimmjow asked angrily.
"'cause it was fun"
"you gotta admit it was funny" giggled Ayame.
"yea, I guess it was fricken hilarious"
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(Grimmjow, Ayame and gins annual trouble making meeting )(
"hmmm………. What shall we do this time?" Gin asked.
"How about we mess up Szayels lab again?" said Grimjow.
"No way, not after what happened last time" Ayame answered. (1)
"You're right, we don't want anymore than we already have" (1)
"What about we paint Ulquiorra's room pink?" Gin suggested.
"That's a great idea; I'd love to see the look on that emo's face when he see's it!" Grimmjow exclaimed.
"I reckon it's a good idea but he's done something to his room so we can't get in, and if we do find a way theres a siren" Ayame pointed out.
"How do you know?" Gin and Grimmjow asked
"I was the one who tried to dump the kid on him, the first time it worked but he was prepared for the second, I don't think he's taken them down yet" Ayame explained "we should wait until he's unsuspecting to do that, but until then we'll have to think of another idea". (1)
"………………………………………………………………………………"
"I got nothing"
"Hey! I know" yelled Ayame "lets swap all of Aizen's tea with coffe!"
"It's perfect"
"we'll have to be careful thought Aizen likes his tea very much, I would know, I'm always pouring it into cups for him, which is pretty trivial work for the 2nd most powerful person is Hueco Mundo" Gin said.
(there are other members of the club but they just weren't there, cause Szayel was using them for experiments etc. cause they were caught doing something to his stuff)
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Our three favorite troublemakers faced Aizen, waiting for him to tell them their punishment.
"You will go to the human world and stay there until I say you can return" he said. (I know this has been used a lot, but meh, who could resist)
"WHAT" Gin, Grimmjow and Ayame yelled.
Aizen ignored them.
"Szayel has prepared gigai's for you, and I will start you off with a house and some money, but you will have to find jobs. Ulquiorra and Halibel will accompany you and make sure you don't cause too much trouble".
The said Espada turned their heads in surprise, but because it was those two nobody could really tell.
"A-Aizen-sama" Ayame stuttered.
"Oh, so you only add honorifics when you're in trouble".
""You betcha!" she said happily, a big smile plastered on her face.
Aizen glared at her.
"I'M SORRY! I'M AIZEN-SAMA!" she yelled, cringing.
Aizen sighed, he would be glad to be rid of them, but it was a pity he had to send his two favorite espada with them to keep them out of trouble.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, three small arrancars kids that looked to be around six years old or so, burst into the room yelling
"WE'RE COMING TOO, WE'RE COMING TOO!!!"
"Oh dear god no! Please Aizen-sama, don't let them come" Ayame begged. (1)
These three kids that looked to be six years old, had actually looked a year younger the day before. They also happened to be Grimmjow and Ayame's biological kids, but they also were accidents, as in literal lab accidents. (1)
Aizen had an idea, not only would it add to their punishment, but it would teach them some responsibility
"You will take them with you to the human world, if any human asks, your cover story is: Gin is Ayame's older brother, and Grimmjow is her boyfriend, the kids are some of her relatives that you're minding while their parents are overseas".
Grimmjow started swearing. Gin just frowned.
"What about Ulquiorra and Halibel?" Ayame asked
"Ulquiorra will be Grimmjow's brother and Halibel shall be his girlfriend, you are all living with Gin because he is rich and will do pretty much anything for his younger sister, Ayame".
"…………………………………………………………………………………………….."Everyone stared (everyone being Ayame, Gin, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and the three kids), then suddenly started either complaining or cheering in joy, or in Halibel and Ulquiorra's case, looking the same way they do everyday.
"YAAAAY!"
"But I don't want the kids to come!"
"WOOT! "
"don't want the emo to be my brother!" (Ulquiorra frowned at this comment, not that you could notice it though).
"YIPPEEE!"
"I don wanna be a loving brother, no offense Aya"
"SHUT UP!" Aizen said, rubbing his temples, as he released some spiritual pressure to scare the into being quiet (not Gin of course) "your gigai's are other there with the rest of your supplies! Now get lost already would you!."
"……………………………………………………………….."
Everyone ran for their stuff, except Ulquiorra, Halibel and Gin, because they're to cool for running, and it just isn't in their nature unless they're in a battle.
After gathering their things and entering their gigai, our eight protagonists (well theres not really enough of a plotline to call them that, bu1, oh well) stepped through the gargantuan that led to their house in karakura town.
"sh*t, he was mad" Grimjow said.
"do really think it was worth it?" Ayame asked.
"Definitely" Gin replied
Chp. 1 End
Okay I don't have anything against swearing, in fact, I swear a lot, its just that I like *asterisks*.
(1)Anywhere theres on of these means its in reference of my other story, I'm a what!? Father?!
Anyway, please review if you want me to continue, but ill continue even if you don't revue, and I'll accept whatever you say (unless I don't wanna)
This is your favorite crazy fanfic writer (okay, maybe not so favorite, I mean, I'm don't even know if anyone will read this) Efi!