Mistake:

Chapter One:

Maybe he had one too many drinks. Maybe that was also an understatement, Kakashi just didn't know what had gotten into him. Here he was in the middle of this bar totally out of any rational thinking. He didn't know why he did it, and right now a thousand thoughts were running through his head. He blinked for a second his one free eye widening, the drastic situation causing him to sober up. In short Kakashi had made possibly one of the most dangerous mistakes in his whole entire life. What had he done, exactly? Something not many people can make claim to. And something he probably should already be dead for!

He had grabbed Izumi Uchiha, Heiress to the Uchiha Clan, daughter of Fugaku Uchiha and Anbu Captain. Yes, that Izumi Uchiha!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Why had he done? What happened to the self-control that he had?

The whole entire bar seemed to stop, all eyes seemed to be on the two as Kakashi removed his hand from the young girl's persona.

Damn it! Damn it!

She had been stunned and he didn't blame her, the girl didn't even attempt to remove his hand and for a moment it just remained there. Then she finally turned around and glared him in the eye with such a perplexed and curious gaze.

Oh why had he done it, what was he thinking? He had convinced himself long ago that he only saw her as a little sister, her mentor in Anbu and teammate. So, what twisted thoughts did he have to justify his actions? She was eighteen and thinking about it probably didn't even belong there if it weren't for her shinobi privileges. How could he have let her small waist and proportionate body alter his usual demeanor; the way her body moved in all of it's glory captivated him in his drunken state. The way she was dressed was nothing special either, it was casual attire but for some reason, the way her sweat pants hugged her waist and formed around her buttocks gave such and elegant display of her, uh, ass was just as soft as it seemed, well maintained due to her work as a shinobi. He mentally shook his head, he wasn't supposed to be having those thoughts, those inappropriate ones. It was the god damn alcohol! He looked at and she was quiet, but her dark charcoal eyes continued to stare into hers. This night was turning quite interesting for all the wrong reasons.

"Kakashi-senpai?" She questioned, her voice was very calm but there was a tint of surprise and perplexity. Her obsidian eyes gazed into her as Kakashi would imagine what it would look like if someone could see your soul. He parted his mouth speechless and thanked Kami that he wore a mask everywhere. He returned her gaze with his one eye and suddenly the world around him crashed. Shit! Shit!

"What the fuck dude!" An enraged Shisui stepped forward Katana completely engulfed in flames. "KAKASHI?" He finished dramatically and in surprise. There was silence as the two Uchihas and the one Hatake exchanged eyes. There were about to get tough, and when things get tough the tough get going!

He needed to go home.

"Uhh, Yeah...gotta go!" With that, Kakashi was gone in a puff of smoke.

It was morning and the sun was making its way into the sky, already shining brightly upon this portion of the Earth. Minato was up bright an early, prepared to finished the need paperwork and documents that he had left over from last night. His wife was growing increasingly aggravated with the many all nighters he had been pulling lately and this he opted to go home last night. The exchange for this was more work, but being with his wife was definitely worth it. He had just finished filing papers concerning the status of the next Chunin exams when suddenly.

"HOKAGE-SAMA!" It was Shizune, apprentice of the legendary Sannin Tsunade-sama and one of his secretaries, she busted in with a worried gleam on her face.

"Shizune, is everything alright." The blond asked concerned.

"Not by a mile Hokage-sama, we have an issue!" Shizune stated as she stepped forward.

"Oh God, don't tell me Naruto wrote over the Hokage monument again!"

"Worse!"

"Worse?"

"Hundreds of times!"

"What are we talking about here exactly?" He stood pushing his hands onto his desk.

Suddenly a new chakra signature because present and the figure of a middle-aged Uchiha better known as Fugaku burst in.

"I WANT HIS HEAD!"

"His head?" Minato questioned.

"Uchiha-sama please calm down." Shizune attempted to simmer down the situation. The blond watched as the hidden Anbu suddenly appeared, he raised his hands to signify the shinobi to back off.

"I WANT CHARGES PRESSED!"

"Uchiha-sama!"

"Charges?" What in the world was going on?

"I WANT A RESTRAINING ORDER!"

"Please!"

"Restraining Order?"

"AND I WANT ALL OF THIS IMMEDIATELY!" The man yelled finishing his rant. Minato stared stunned at the man's fury.

"Slow down… someone explain to me just what in the fifth realm of fuck is going on here!" Minato asked becoming slightly aggravated but kept a leveled head.

"Your student!" Fugaku yelled.

"Kakashi?" He asked perplexed.

"Who else!?"

Minato narrowed his eyes. "Watch it… Fugaku-san." The Uchiha glared but nonetheless kept his cool with a breath. "Now, what did Kakashi do to have you enraged, I find it hard to believe that Kakashi would do anything wrong."

"And that's where you're wrong." Shizune backed away as the current Uchiha head stepped towards Minato's desk, the Hokage's eyes glaring into the Uchiha's.

"Pray explain then."

"Last night, at one of those night clubs or bars or whatever! Your student, Kakashi Hatake defiled my Daughter!"

"HE DID WHAT?"

Minato raised an eyebrow. "Kakashi? Izumi?!"

"Yes, yes!"

"What did he do?" Minato placed a finger on his chin.

Fugaku's face became red. "He touched my daughter inappropriately!"

"How so?"

"He touched her butt. Do you want me to spell it out?"

The Hokage compiled all of this. "Who are your sources?"

"Shisui Uchiha and my daughter herself!"

"I see…" Minato compiled all of this, not sure of how exactly he should handle the situation just yet. On one note he needed to hear every side of the story.

"I want him Hung!"

"Yes, Fugaku-san I understand that you're angry–"

"Angry? I'm absolutely livid!"

Minato nodded. "But, please calm down. I will definitely get to the bottom of this."

"This is sexual Assault Minato, nothing to play around with!"

"I understand, and I apologize for the trouble. But right now, Fugaku-san I'm going to need you to leave."

Fugaku gripped his fists tightly, glaring at Minato. "I sincerely hope that you solve all of this."

The Uchiha head left the office in a heap of smoke.

"Shizune, get me Kakashi!" He ordered her.

"That's the thing, we can't find him!" The black haired female stated.

"Can't find him?" Minato shook his head, the idiot was hiding, probably knew something like this would happen. It would be hard finding the bastard even in the village, especially considering his former occupation with Anbu. The blond sighed.

"Get the best tracker-nin you can find and fast, I want a search party here within the next five minutes!"

"Anbu?"

"Of course Anbu!"

"Hai!"

If Kakashi wanted to play Hide and go seek, Minato was more than willing to play.

"Also, get Izumi Uchiha in here ASAP!" he crossed his fingers, this would definitely prove to be problematic he could feel it.

*Hello, this is just a short little humorous story I came up with literally 30 minutes ago. Tell me what you think and I can finish this up within three to four chapters.