I do not own Gundam Wing or its characters(I want Duo!! ;_;) So don't due me for making this fanfiction.
Its not for sale or anything and I'm just a complete idiot in need of something to do at 6:30 at night!
=D I could cuddle up to my Duo plush!!
Series: Gundam Wing
Pairings: none(cus I dun wanna make one right now)
Content: Complete stuidity, extreme humor, OOC, Duo bat!(=D)
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Duo: Oh my god!!
The 4 other G-boys rush in to see what the problem is this time with the young American pilot
Heero: what is it now Duo?
Quatre: Yeah! I was busy catching up on my Seventeen magazines!
Trowa: what?*sweatdrop*
Quatre: Nevermind....
Wufei: I was busy making my shrine to Pee Wee Herman!!
The others stare at Wufei with half histeric half discussed looks.
Duo: Pee Wee... Herman?
Trowa: you shouldn't be thinking of such evil things! Let alone making a shrine to him!
Quatre: Did you hear what he did at that place.. he did the thing and the people were like
*babbling on in the background*
Heero: Idiot..
Duo,Quatre,Wufei,Trowa: AAAAAAAAHH!!!
Heero: WHAT!?
Duo: its the secret word of the day!(As seen for you Pee Wee Herman fans! =D)
Heero: .....
Wufei: I think we should change the word because we go Ah too much.
Trowa: yeah!
Duo: lets change it to CHEESE!
Quatre:*still babbling in the background*
Trowa: Why cheese?
Duo: its good..
Wufei: Idiot..
All: AAAAAH!
Heero: Stop it your driving me nuts!!!!
Michele:*walks up* really?
Wufei: Michele.. what have I told you about popping in OOCly and attacking all the poor anime characters?
Michele: um... if you don't stop I will slit your throat, pull out your organs and do the chinese water
torture on your Duo Plush! Then you said-*cut off by wufeis hand slapping over her mouth*
Wufei: SHH! Not that!! The other thing!!
Michele: *squeals and runs away*
Duo: She has a plush of me?! OH MYGOD!!! Someone call 911!!!!!
Heero: How do you think I feel.. she has a censored nekkid picture of me on her web page
Duo: o.o; really?
Heero: yes...
Duo: TROWA WHERES THE COMPUTER!!!!
Heero: DUO!!
Duo: sorry.. =D
Trowa: on another case.. why did you scream?
Duo: When?
Trowa:*sighs* at the beginging of the fanfic you were the first thing that said anything after the Disclamers..
Duo: Oooooh! What?
Quatre:*finally stop babbling and holds out the script* Here
Duo:*looks it over* so I'm supposed to say..*points*
Quatre: *nods*
Duo: Well.. I was watching the news
Heero: you were?
Duo: yes!!*does his cheesy smile*(no.. its not made of cheese! jeeze.. crazy people!)
Heero:*feels Duo's forehead* are you sick?
Duo: Only in the mind!*grins then goes on* well anyway I was watching it.. and well..
the reporters guys hair looked so fake! Then I was staring at it! and it moved!!!
The other G-boys gasp, eyes going wide in astonishment
Quatre: Duo has always said the hair was alive
Trowa: guess he was right!
Duo: you see.. heres what happened after it moves! *cheesey flashback wavey lines*
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News Dude:And in other news..*hair moves* um.. heh..
Hair:*inches off the side of his face and onto the table*
NG:*glares at the evil peice of hair* I knew I shouldn't have bought you..
Hair: you can't live without me!! People stare at your extremely bald head!
Camra Guy: but you look fake..
Hair: shut up evil swine beast!!
CG:*shuts up*
ND:*pulls out a spork(don't ask where he got it.. its my secret =D) and starts trying to stab the peice of hair*
Hair: eeeeek!*squirming around on the table trying to get away.. the spork missing it with each thrust*
ND: stay STILL!!!
Hair: thats it!! I've taken crap from you and sat on your sweaty bald head for too long!
ND:I do not have a sweaty head!
Hair: yes you do!*lunges at the reporter and clings to his face!!*
ND:*squeals* killer hair!! KILLER HAIR!!!! (I knew hair would take over some day)
Hair:*tackles him to the floor behind the desk. Peices of clothing flying up form behind it*
ND: Oh my god!! OW ACK!!*giggles* don't touch me there! OH OW!!!*ding! x.x*
Hair:*crawls up onto the desk and sits up looking at the camera guy*
CG: o.o..... OMG(oh my god)!!!
Hair:*jumps onto the front of the camera! The camera tips over and sizzles out*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Hair:*the tv clicks back on.. the camera now on the ground so is sideways.
Is seen chasing about ten people they running and screaming as 'it' wiggles behind them*
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Duo: and thats what happened...
Quatre:*weeping*
Trowa: what wrong Quatre?
Quatre: They.. finally got that ugly bald guy off tv!!*weeps in happiness*
Wufei,Heero:*sweatdroping off to the side*
Wufei: ACK!! Theres something in my hair!!
Heero:OMG(oh.. my.... gawd...) its a big bat thingy!!
Wufei: ACK! Get it out!! get it out! GET IT OUT!
Heero:*whacks the little bat 'thingy' out of wufei's hair*
Wufei:*gasps and pants*
Duo bat:*sits up on the floor.. having swirls for eyes* @.@......
Trowa: OMG(oh.. my gawd....) it looks like DUO!!
Duo: REALLY!! =D!! I'm that cute?!
Wufei: idiot...
All(including Duobat): AAAAAAAAAH!
Duo bat:*jumps up* I've come here!!! TO!!! Learn how Quatre makes those great cookies
Its not for sale or anything and I'm just a complete idiot in need of something to do at 6:30 at night!
=D I could cuddle up to my Duo plush!!
Series: Gundam Wing
Pairings: none(cus I dun wanna make one right now)
Content: Complete stuidity, extreme humor, OOC, Duo bat!(=D)
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Duo: Oh my god!!
The 4 other G-boys rush in to see what the problem is this time with the young American pilot
Heero: what is it now Duo?
Quatre: Yeah! I was busy catching up on my Seventeen magazines!
Trowa: what?*sweatdrop*
Quatre: Nevermind....
Wufei: I was busy making my shrine to Pee Wee Herman!!
The others stare at Wufei with half histeric half discussed looks.
Duo: Pee Wee... Herman?
Trowa: you shouldn't be thinking of such evil things! Let alone making a shrine to him!
Quatre: Did you hear what he did at that place.. he did the thing and the people were like
*babbling on in the background*
Heero: Idiot..
Duo,Quatre,Wufei,Trowa: AAAAAAAAHH!!!
Heero: WHAT!?
Duo: its the secret word of the day!(As seen for you Pee Wee Herman fans! =D)
Heero: .....
Wufei: I think we should change the word because we go Ah too much.
Trowa: yeah!
Duo: lets change it to CHEESE!
Quatre:*still babbling in the background*
Trowa: Why cheese?
Duo: its good..
Wufei: Idiot..
All: AAAAAH!
Heero: Stop it your driving me nuts!!!!
Michele:*walks up* really?
Wufei: Michele.. what have I told you about popping in OOCly and attacking all the poor anime characters?
Michele: um... if you don't stop I will slit your throat, pull out your organs and do the chinese water
torture on your Duo Plush! Then you said-*cut off by wufeis hand slapping over her mouth*
Wufei: SHH! Not that!! The other thing!!
Michele: *squeals and runs away*
Duo: She has a plush of me?! OH MYGOD!!! Someone call 911!!!!!
Heero: How do you think I feel.. she has a censored nekkid picture of me on her web page
Duo: o.o; really?
Heero: yes...
Duo: TROWA WHERES THE COMPUTER!!!!
Heero: DUO!!
Duo: sorry.. =D
Trowa: on another case.. why did you scream?
Duo: When?
Trowa:*sighs* at the beginging of the fanfic you were the first thing that said anything after the Disclamers..
Duo: Oooooh! What?
Quatre:*finally stop babbling and holds out the script* Here
Duo:*looks it over* so I'm supposed to say..*points*
Quatre: *nods*
Duo: Well.. I was watching the news
Heero: you were?
Duo: yes!!*does his cheesy smile*(no.. its not made of cheese! jeeze.. crazy people!)
Heero:*feels Duo's forehead* are you sick?
Duo: Only in the mind!*grins then goes on* well anyway I was watching it.. and well..
the reporters guys hair looked so fake! Then I was staring at it! and it moved!!!
The other G-boys gasp, eyes going wide in astonishment
Quatre: Duo has always said the hair was alive
Trowa: guess he was right!
Duo: you see.. heres what happened after it moves! *cheesey flashback wavey lines*
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News Dude:And in other news..*hair moves* um.. heh..
Hair:*inches off the side of his face and onto the table*
NG:*glares at the evil peice of hair* I knew I shouldn't have bought you..
Hair: you can't live without me!! People stare at your extremely bald head!
Camra Guy: but you look fake..
Hair: shut up evil swine beast!!
CG:*shuts up*
ND:*pulls out a spork(don't ask where he got it.. its my secret =D) and starts trying to stab the peice of hair*
Hair: eeeeek!*squirming around on the table trying to get away.. the spork missing it with each thrust*
ND: stay STILL!!!
Hair: thats it!! I've taken crap from you and sat on your sweaty bald head for too long!
ND:I do not have a sweaty head!
Hair: yes you do!*lunges at the reporter and clings to his face!!*
ND:*squeals* killer hair!! KILLER HAIR!!!! (I knew hair would take over some day)
Hair:*tackles him to the floor behind the desk. Peices of clothing flying up form behind it*
ND: Oh my god!! OW ACK!!*giggles* don't touch me there! OH OW!!!*ding! x.x*
Hair:*crawls up onto the desk and sits up looking at the camera guy*
CG: o.o..... OMG(oh my god)!!!
Hair:*jumps onto the front of the camera! The camera tips over and sizzles out*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Hair:*the tv clicks back on.. the camera now on the ground so is sideways.
Is seen chasing about ten people they running and screaming as 'it' wiggles behind them*
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Duo: and thats what happened...
Quatre:*weeping*
Trowa: what wrong Quatre?
Quatre: They.. finally got that ugly bald guy off tv!!*weeps in happiness*
Wufei,Heero:*sweatdroping off to the side*
Wufei: ACK!! Theres something in my hair!!
Heero:OMG(oh.. my.... gawd...) its a big bat thingy!!
Wufei: ACK! Get it out!! get it out! GET IT OUT!
Heero:*whacks the little bat 'thingy' out of wufei's hair*
Wufei:*gasps and pants*
Duo bat:*sits up on the floor.. having swirls for eyes* @.@......
Trowa: OMG(oh.. my gawd....) it looks like DUO!!
Duo: REALLY!! =D!! I'm that cute?!
Wufei: idiot...
All(including Duobat): AAAAAAAAAH!
Duo bat:*jumps up* I've come here!!! TO!!! Learn how Quatre makes those great cookies