A/N: Another entry in my ongoing crossover oneshot challenge with Jeemers and Devryn (links in my bio).
STARK NONSENSE
Pepper Potts was clearing off her desk when her employer Tony Stark stumbled into the room.
"Wow," he said simply.
"Wow what?"
"Wow, some chick in a buckskin dress and moccasins just mauled me on my way in."
"Where were you, the Jamestown quadricentennial?"
"Nah, that was last week. And this gal looked genuinely Native American."
"Well, what was it then? Was she trying to sell you something?"
"Uh, you could say that."
"What does that mean?"
"She wanted me to come…taste her…sun-sweet berries…or something."
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah…it was weird."
"Tony, are you sure you haven't been drinking?"
"Unless you laced my Scotch with battery acid, I fail to see how that's relevant."
"To-ny! You said you threw that stuff out!"
"I said I threw the bourbon out. That seemed to satisfy you, so I left it at that."
"Auugghh!"
"You got any sun-sweet berries you want me to taste?"
"Yeah, right after you lick this letter opener."
"Ouch."
"Yah."