How to kill people I don't like.
WARRING: IF YOU ARE DRACO DON'T READ THIS, BUT IF YOU WANT HIM TO DIE OR GO INSANE THAN READ.
DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING, SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
"Hey I am bbkid 14 and today I am going to kill Draco from Harry Potter"." Why am I going to kill Draco, because he is a jerk face and I will think of other reason later." "So let's bring out our soon to be dead contestant." A man with a black hoodie and a planning white mask pulls a char with Draco tied up, and has skull duck tape on his mouth. The man in the black hoodie ripped off the tape.
"Thanks," I said in a grateful tone. He nodded his head, and left the rainbow colored court room.
"Untie me you scum eating muggle." "I will after you go insane or die whatever comes first," I laughed. "I should kill you when you stand, but that brute stole my wand, and gave me this weird ear piercing." "Well if you want to know where he put your wand it is in the fire place in the worker lounge , and second the piercing will keep you for dying a curtain amount of times until I get bored.
I pulled a leaver that was on my judge desk and a number came up on an index card on the slot on the edge of my desk. The card had the number four on it. "Looks like you are going to die four times, yay." "This is madness," yelled Draco."Nope this is Sparta." I pressed the remote that was in my hand and we teleported to the forest. I pulled out the knife and cut his ropes.
"Now let's play hind and seek you hide I seek, and if I find you will see a friend of mine." He ran after I finished my sentence. "Okay I guess I need to count first." "One cut his throat…. Two stab his eyes and pull the eyes out… three stab his heart….four chop off his head…. five sell him to slenderman …. six cut of his hands and watch him bleed…. seven shoot him in the heart….. eight put him in a box with hungry rats…. nine drown him with blood I have collected from him…. ten feed him to my dog as dog food." "Ready or not here I come," I laughed. I walked through the forest, and realized something. Draco is no very good at hiding because he hid right behind the wood chipper I put there just for him. I walked slowly across the forest. I thought maybe I should make this more fun, so I walked behind him and said "boo." He jumped and ran; I counted to five then I cashed after him. The sad part was that he tripped and I wanted it to be a little harder for me to catch him. Since I will have my fun later, I picked him up and carried him to the wood chipper.
"What is this," Draco yelled.
"It is a wood chipper and I am going to show it how it works," I replied. I grabbed his head and forced his head in the blades of the chipper. A combination of bloody chucks sprayed out the other end of the wood chipper.
"Did you have fun," asked 2-P England.
"Who are you," yelled Draco,"and how am I in the court room again?"
"Well first of all this is my friend 2-P England and second the earring of yours teleports you here every time you die," I answered.
"Unfortunately, this will only happen three more times," sighed 2P.
"Have any suggestions for the second killing," I ask
"I actually do lass," sang 2-P. He snapped his hands and we ended up at his house.
"Why are we at your house," I thought aloud.
"I asked all my 2-P friends to come here and beat him up until he dies," replied 2-P England. The door bell rang and England got the door. A slew of people came walking in the living room of the house.
"Are we beating up the little girl," ask 2p America.
"No, we are beating up the boy here," explanded 2p England.
"Ooooooohh that makes sense,"2p American replied. All of the other characters pulled out their weapons. 2p America pulled out his bat with nails in the bat, 2p Canada pulled out his hockey stick, Russia pulled out a shovel, and 2p England got a scalpel.
"What happened to everybody else?" I asked
"They could not make it," answered 2p England
I pulled out my favorite purple hammer that was decorated with skulls. We all started hitting Draco and cutting at him all at once.
By the time we were all done Draco's corpse was covered with burses and big cut mark on his abdomen which showed that his organs have been removed. Upon this discovery everyone started to stared at 2p England. He was in a kitchen with a big silver bucket that had a little bit of intestine hanging out of the bucket.
"Can you please help me with cupcakes," 2p England asked smiling. All the other countries left the room and walked out of the house.
"I will help," I replied.
"Great let me just get the extra apron," England said excitedly
"Okay, but I don't know how to bake," I admitted.
"Oh it is okay , I am fine with teaching people how to bake," he replied for the rest of the day he taught me how to bake a cupcake. We put the batter in muffin pan and put it in the oven. We had to wait 15 minutes before the cupcakes would be done.
"So, do you want to watch SAW II while we wait," 2p England asked.
"Sure," I replied. He put the DVD in the player. We watched death after death timer rang. "Cupcakes are done," he said as we got up and walked to the kitchen. We got the cupcakes out and started frosting them with pink frosting. When we were done he picked up a cupcake and he gave me one.
"Thanks," I told him.
"No problem lass, I mean after all you did help me," he replied. He picked up a cupcake and started eating it. I started licking the frosting and thought so far this taste pretty good. When I was done eating the frosting I started eating the cake. I could not help but think, wow, you could not tell it came from a human at all.
"Wow this taste pretty good England," I complimented.
"Ya, I guess but we should have added more sugar, "he replied. He gave me a box which was filled with 12 cupcakes.
"For the trip home," He said.
"Thanks," I replied. He led me to the door and we said bye to each other and said that we hoped to see each other again and we should do it more often.
I walked to the rainbow colored court room and saw my friend Eyes' Ruth-kun' Rutherford dyeing Draco's hair purple.
"Hey how is it going," I greeted.
"Nice, just dying his hair," she responded.
"Do you guys want a cupcake," I asked.
"Sure what is in it," She asked.
"Draco's intestates," I answered. She looked shocked after I said that for some odd reason.
"Why don't you let Draco try some," she finally said after an awkward silence. I nodded my head and forced the cupcake in his mouth, and made him sallow the cupcake. We pushed him to a special room.
"Now whatever you do not look in the room we are pushing Draco in," I whispered. She nodded her head and we eventually came to the room. We started to look at the ground and we opened the door, and we closed the door behind him.
"What the bloody heck is that," Draco screamed.
"Smile Dog .jpk , have sweet dreams," I yelled.
"Do the cupcakes really tease good," asked Ruth-kun
"Yes, you will never taste the Draco in the cupcakes," I answered. I gave her a cupcake and she ate the cupcake.
"Wow, that does taste good concluding it came from Draco," she affirmed. We decided, including my friend in the black hoodie, to go to Disney World and get a hotel room there. We went on several different rides and had fun. Before we knew it was 12:00 midnight and we had to go to the hotel room.
"So who is the guy in the back hoodie," my friend asked.
"He is Canada," I answered. We went to sleep in the hotel room.
"Hey guys want pancakes," yelled Canada.
"Sure," my friend and I said in unison. We ate the pancakes with maple syrup, and we pack our bags and left the magical land of Disney, and we headed to the court room.
"Okay, let's call Draco on the intercom," I said. I walked to the microphone that was on the judge's desk.
"Hey Draco are you dead yet," I yelled.
"Help, Help that THING is attacking me make it stop please." I heard him scream in the mic I placed there. Me and my friend came to investigate the room, but when we open the door we saw Draco's corpse in front of the door. He had bit marks all over his body, especially the neck.
"What are we going to do now," my friend said breaking the silence.
"Well I think we should take Draco to St. Mungo's," I replied.
"Then then she locked the door and let that thing kill me again," Draco mumbled. The nurse nodded her head and left the room to tell the doctor and the parents about Draco's condition.
"Hey Draco," me and my friend both said in unison.
"Get away your muggle," Draco yelled.
"Oh you will never see us again after this," Ruth- kun replied. Ruth-kun and I clapped our hands and we appeared and a waste land. The clouds were black and the sky was blood red. There was toxic waste spilled everywhere. In the middle of the place there was a pit and fire burned inside the hole.
"What is this place," asked Draco
"The realm, but to you it will be known as your final resting place," we both said. Ruth-kun and I pushed Draco in the hole, and we watched Draco's body burn. The fire grew hotter just like that.
"Do you want make some smores," I asked.
"Heck ya" replied Ruth-kun. I got out the stick, gram crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate, and started roasting the smores .
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