A Bad Mission
Chapter I - 'This One's For Sexism!'

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and you're stupid if you thought if one second I did. : )
Warning: This fic has both shounen-ai (and maybe some yaoi, I haven't decided yet) and cross-dressing. If those things offend you I suggest you not read it because if I get any mail complaining that I have guys kissing each other then I'm going to kick the sender's ass.

Rating For Story: Rated 'T' until farther notified (I might change it to 'M', so beware for that.)
Rating For Chapter: Mmm...maybe a 'K'

Pairings For Story: Sigh, too many. Everyone'll be jumping around alot.
Pairings For This Chapter: none, sorry

Chapter: 1 out of 10+

Words Used In The Story: 1490

"A new assignment?" Naruto asked, craning his head over the desk to listen better. "What new assignment? What is it?" he asked eagerly.

"This isn't a mission for you, Naruto," Kakashi said, turning away from the boy in the orange jumpsuit to look at the pink haired girl next to him, "This is a mission specifically for Sakura."

"Why me?" Sakura asked, feeling nervous because a mission now solely rested in her hands. "Both Sasuke and Naruto are better at fighting than I am."

"Yeah that's right!" Naruto agreed, brightening up at Sakura's compliment, "I want to go on this mission too! It's no fair Sakura gets to go all by herself!"

"Chances are you wouldn't even want the mission if you knew what it was," Kakashi replied with a sigh, "You should be happy that you don't have to go."

"Come on Sensei!" Naurto begged, "I'm sixteen now! I can make my own decisions! What's the mission and I'll tell you if I want to do it or not."

"No," Kakashi answered to Naruto's plea, "This mission is confidential. Only those on it can know what it's about."

"Then let me go!" Naruto demanded, "I want to go on this mission too! I'm a better fighter than Sakura anyway!"

"It's not a matter of who's the better fighter," Kakashi explained to both of them with a roll of his eyes. "Sakura is going on this mission because she's a girl and the mission calls for girls only."

"Sexism!" Naruto shouted, jumping up and down and pointing to his teacher, "Sexism in the workplace! I call prejudice! Sexist! I can do anything a girl can do! Prejudice! Unfair!"

"Fine," Kakashi sighed, granting him permission, "You can come if you feel like you have to. But if you go then all three of you are going, agreed?"

"That's fine with me," Sakura announced, happy to have more people on the mission so she could have back up.

"Yeah! Yahoo! Another mission!" Naruto screamed with enthusiasm. "I've got a mission! I've got a mission! I've got a mission!" he sang with vigor.

"Well," Kakashi asked, turning to Sasuke, "Are you in on this or not? You can say 'no' if you want to. It isn't a mandatory mission."

Immediately Naruto's pleading eyes turned to face the Uchiha, silently begging him to accept so that he could go too.

"I'll do it," Sasuke answered back, resting his arms across his chest and leaning back against the wall. "So what is it?" he asked indifferently.

"It's an undercover mission," Kakashi began to explain with his eyes showing pure enjoyment. Naruto would have bet his whole store of ramen that he had a giant smile underneath his mask. "You'll be infiltrating an all-girls boarding school."

"What?" Naruto exclaimed, "I'm not doing that! That means dressing up as a girl! No way! I'd rather die!"

"You all agreed to do this," Kakashi said, dropping the amusement in his eyes and replacing it with a stern look. "You agreed and so you will do it. If you fail to follow through with this mission you will no longer be any form of ninja. You will be striped of your title and prohibited from ever coming back to the academy. Is this clear?"

"Yes," Sakura nodded, not minding having to be a girl for this mission. She was, after all, a girl already. She didn't have to be in disguise as much as her two partners.

"Fine," Naruto scoffed, knowing that he would have to do this to achieve his goals. If he was no longer a ninja then there was no way he had any chance to be the Hokage.

"Understood," Sasuke said, when he realized he was supposed to agree as well. He needed to continue being a ninja to defeat his brother. Some trifling act like going under cover as a girl wouldn't stop him from that.

"Good," Kakashi accepted, nodding his head once, "Are you starting to understand the importance of this mission now?"

"Yes," Sakura and Naruto chorused together in monotone voices while Sasuke just simply nodded his head.

"Now, to continue," Kakashi said, "You will be looking for what we believe to be an enemy of this entire village. We are unsure of what she looks like, what her name is, et cetera. That's where you come in. You are not to act out in anyway and you are not, under in circumstances, to give yourselves away. You are to simply find out who she is, watch her, find out what she's planning, and report on said actions. Does everyone understand?"

"Yes," Naruto said again in a defeated voice. What was the point of being stuck in a mission he couldn't even kick bad-guy butt on?

"Yes, Sensei," Sakura said happily. This was her kind of mission. She could watch and write a report-that was easy; it was the fighting she might have had to do that worried her.

"Fine," Sasuke agreed, speaking only because everyone seemed to look at him for his answer. "Let's just hope Naruto can keep his temper down enough not to start a fight."

"Hey!" Naruto cried out, waving his arms up and down to get everyone's attention, "Just what are you implying? I'm totally even tempered! I won't get in any fights!"

"That's why I'm counting on you to keep him under control," Kakashi answered Sasuke while he completely ignored Naurto's tantrum. "If even one of you slips up then everyone's ass is on the line, got it? So watch each other's backs," he addressed them all.

"When do we leave?" Sakura asked after nodding her head to show she understood what was being asked of her and her teammates.

"In one week," Kakashi answered, "Both Naruto and Sasuke will have to take cram courses during that time to teach them what they'll need to know to live with girls. Sakura, you get a break for now, so rest up. Report to me in exactly a week from now with your bags packed." When he was finished he gave his students a smile from behind his mask and vanished in a puff of smoke.

Sakura turned to look at her two associates and couldn't help but grin. She couldn't help it. She kept imagining them in dresses and wigs. She gave way to a very unwomanly snort and suddenly a fit of giggles busted out of her.

"Don't laugh at me!" Naruto shouted, a blush growing around his cheeks. "I don't want to do this! I want off this mission!" Naruto demanded, stomping his left foot into the ground repeatedly.

"If you don't go on this mission then you'll no longer be a ninja," Sasuke reminded him matter-of-factly. "Just do it. It won't be that bad."

"Won't be that bad?" Naruto repeated after him, phrasing it as a question. "What do you mean it won't be that bad?" he asked, "Maybe not for you. I bet you like dressing up as a girl! Well I don't! I refuse to do this! You can go ahead and get all faggy on us, I don't care, but I'd rather not, thank you very much."

"I will do what I have to so I can follow through with my goals," Sasuke growled in his defense, "I'm not some loser who will give up so quickly as to call it quits as soon as he doesn't get his way."

"What?" Naruto asked. "Don't judge me! I follow through with my goals! I'm not a quitter! Who says I'm quitting? Well, I'm not," he declared.

Sasuke smirked, accomplishing exactly what he wanted to accomplish. "Fine then," he agreed, "I expect you to prove it. I'll see you at our first cram session, Naruto." Without another word, he too, vanished in a poof of smoke.

"Show off," Naruto scoffed, kicking the ground slightly with the front of his foot and sticking his hands in his pockets. "He thinks he's all that, well I'll show him," he promised, walking off.

Sakura walked the other way quickly. She didn't want Naruto to suddenly remember she was there and try to ask her out on a date. Plus, she wanted to see where Sasuke had gone.

Thanks for reading!

Also, just so you know, these updates are going to go pretty slow. If you've read any of my other works during the updating process you'll know I update on at least a weekly basis, if not faster. With this story it won't exactly be the case (sorry). I've got a lot going on and even though it really helps to write I become a little ADD with it, so I'll probably be posting up a coupld different stories all at the same time. I know it's probably not the best idea in the world, but writing helps (even if I can't work on one peice for hours at a time like normal right now), and I really appreciate feed back during the writing process. Anyway, I am sorry, but just to warn you: these updates won't be quite as fast.

Be joyous in the fact that this will probably be my shortest chapter of the story.

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