AN I decided to write this story because I was bored. Sue me. Leave reviews and stuff please. Thanks! :DD

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Chapter 1

Tony stared into his cup of coffee, noting the color of the inky blackness. It was unusual, but Tony could get drunk on coffee because he became imune to alcohol because he drank it all the time. "All I've got's a moped." He muttered, taking a sip from the granny mug. It was a granny mug because it had flowers and old person stuff on it.

Steve walked into the room. It was the living room in Stark Tower. All the Aveners lived there because they lost there houses and stuff when St. Patrick came back from the dead and went on a burning houses spree. So they all lived with Tony.

Anyway, Steve said. "Tony, you have all of us. Not just a moped."

Tony turned to Steve, drunked from the coffee. "You don't know what a moped is frozen man."

Steve stayed quiet. (AN Idk what a moped is so we'll just leave it at that. ;)) Until he noticed the mug Tony was dirnking out of. "Tony where did you get that mug?" Steve asked.

"Your grandma's wig." Tony said smart-aleccy.

"My grandma never wore a wig, Tony." Steve said, even though she did. He felt extra rebellious today, so he decided to lie about the wig wearing of his grandma Stanisha.

"Yeah she did. I have pics." Tony said and he pulled out a photo album (AN my uncle takes photo albums everywhere so it is possible lol.) with old timey pics in it. The pics were of Steve's grandma Stanish dancing around with the same exact mug in here hair as the one that Tony had coffee in.

"How did you know?" Steve ackused. He didn't like the fact that Tony was drinking out of his grandma's hairmug. You have to respect the dead you know.

"I had Bruce get it for me while he was out." Tony said quirkily. "He also bought chili cheese rainbow sprinkle fries (AN my fav!). Would you like some?" Tony held up a box like the kind you get at Six Flags that was full of the yummy fries.

"No thanks Tony." Steve said. He had to get revenge for the hair mug. He just had to.

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