Zim was in a very drowsy state as he turned on the "Insomniac Theatre" on MTV. Then the HORIFYING words that went "BKM" shocked down Zim's spine, activating the "Asshole" gland. Immediately shot the voot cruiser out of the roof of the house to go to the Butt Ugly Martian Concert. Zim landed the ship directly on top of emperor Bog.
(I don't know the names of the Martians. Nor do I give a shit. I have a lazy typing hand so the Martians will be labeled M yellow M blue and M red.)
M blue: Who the hell are you?!
Zim: I AM ZIM! I have come to butcher you bloody fuckmonkeys!
M red: HE KILLED EMPEROR BOG! OH MY GOD! I loved you Boggie! I LOVED YOU!!!!! (Screams to the stars)
M Yellow: We must use BKM!
Zim: More like KMA. Kick Martian Ass! GIR! Release the bats!
(bats fly out of Gir's head with green foam dripping from their mouths)
M yellow: B!
M Blue: K!
M red: M!
(whole retarded scene goes on…)
All: LETS GET UGLY!
(Zim shoots them with a hunter destroyer machine. All of the Martians fall to the ground with bullet holes in their heads.)
M yellow: …Rosebud…
Zim: Say goodnight! (aims a pistol at M Yellow's crotch)
BLAMMMMM!!!!!
(the three kids come in)
Kids: What did you do?! MULDOON! SAVE US!
Muldoon: Great fucking cheese balls! Literally! That Martian got crotched!
(Zim shoot their heads off as well as everyone in the audience)
Gir: I love happy endings master!
Zim: Me too… Now I can sleep easier…
( zim falls asleep on his couch with a little metal robot curled up at his side ^.^ * ish cute, ne?*
The END!!