Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people but I like to pretend I do. Then again I also like to pretend that Hiei, Tsuzuki, Hisoka, Killua, and Kurapica are real and we are all going over to Harry Potters for dinner with Harry and Frodo though unfortunately Ed and Al couldn't make it as they are currently discussing with Kenshin the pros and cons of being a samurai and working in Alchemy while Darth serves them tea! -insert maniacal laughter here-

Comments: Okay I know what you all are thinking and yes I know there are already a lot of these type of fics out. But like before there are three fanfictions everyone who is in the SasuNaru fic writing thing have to do. That is (in no particular order)

A Drunk sasunaru fic

A 'Naruto's in Heat!' fic (hehe check .)

A 'Sasu/naru is sick and sasu/naru has to take care of him' fic (check .)

See? I am just getting the nessesary's out of the way before I have a reputation I will need to protect!

Okay now onto the story!

Love Sick

Sasuke glared at the ceiling as a pink head bobbed around his bed and a too perky voice droned on about some inane thing that he had long ago lost any interest in hearing about. Her every word seemed to make the pounding headache even worse and he was seconds from knocking her out and dealing with the arguments and pouting that would bring just to get some reprieve from the incessant talking. However he was saved from having to resort to violence as a knock came to the door.

She sighed, "That must be Naruto." She stood and put a small cup on the table next to him then headed for the door but looked back at him smiling happily, "Take that medicine, I'll be right back Sasuke-kun."

He sighed downing the rancid tasting mess as she took off after a moment he heard a muffled conversation before she came in joined by the other member of Team 7. Naruto smirked smugly at him and came up to the bed holding the look.

"Heh. Sasuke, you look like shit!" He pointed and laughed as Sasuke glared from his bed, maybe he could just kill them...that would probably even make him feel better.

"Who would have thought scary Sasuke-teme would get a cold from being in the rain for only that long. I didn't know you were so delicate Sasuke-chan!"

Again Naruto laughed and Sasuke glared worse as killing them became a lot more tempting. Sakura hit Naruto who pouted while she yelled at him for behaving like that to a sick teammate.

After a moment of that she turned to him again smiling, "Okay I am leaving now. Naruto will be here to take care of you."

Naruto behind her smirked but he knew even though the blonde was being incredibly obnoxious he was the lesser of two evils.

Giving in he looked away agreeing with a simple, "Aa."

She turned and left and Naruto leaned down smirking in his face again, "Want a bottle?"

Sasuke growled and slapped his hand on Naruto's face pushing him back none too gently so he stumbled but the smile was still there along with a hand print.

"Don't be stupid, Dobe. The only cough reason I let you stay is because if cough cough you didn't she would have."

Naruto laughed plopping into the chair Sakura had been using and smiling like an idiot still, Admittedly though he found Naruto's presence in his room far less invading than Sakura's had been. But then again he also thought Naruto was the cuter of the two and he wasn't really against the change of scenery. Naruto sat perched on his chair and looked around for a moment before speaking again confirming that no he couldn't be quiet for more than 3 minutes.

"...Sasuke...your room is a mess!" He shrugged trying to move as little as possible as he knew from trying to sit up earlier that moving too much would make him feel worse.

"I don't want to cough hear that from you. I can't even imaginecough what yours must look like."

Naruto pouted, "Shut up! I just cleaned mine!"

"And it still probably looks awful."

cough

"How would you know!"

"I've seen your cough definition of 'clean' Usuratonkachi."

Naruto pouted but didn't argue, probably because Sasuke had fallen into a heavy coughing fit making him feel sick as he was forced to curl into a ball on the bed. Once it was finally though he didn't have the energy to fight with him anymore and ignored his presence all together trying to go back to sleep. Naruto was quiet as well...for a moment.

"Your house is too big."

Sasuke sighed, "Not much I can do about it."

"You live here by yourself right?"

cough

"Aa."

"Why don't you move?"

Sasuke growled wanting to go to sleep until the medicine kicked in but unable to do so because the idiots constant talking. Finally after another 15 minutes of twenty questions he reached back remaining in his position laying on his stomach and grabbed the back of Naruto's head pulling face down and into the pillow reluctantly moving his throbbing head to glare at the struggling form.

"Do you even know how to shut up Usuratonkachi!"

He released the pressure on the blonde ninjas head but left his hand in the mess of golden locks as Naruto glared at him and began shouting.

"You asshole! I was making conversation!"

"Well knock it off."

Not getting the point in the least Naruto continued, "I have to do something to keep me awake! It's boring here and your being a dick!"

Sasuke thought for a second then shrugged mentally, well he could always blame it on being sick...

"You shouldn't be pissing me off when you are sick anyways! I will still kick you're a-..."

The shouts were brought to a shocked halt as Naruto stared shocked at Sasuke who retained his usual blank look as he held the idiot in the kiss by his grip on his hair. Naruto tried to pull back but Sasuke held him there as he blushed the brightest red Sasuke had seen, Naruto seemed reluctant but was relaxing into the kiss at the same time. That is until Sasuke pushed his tongue into Narutos mouth, again he started squirming but Sasuke ignored it but after another moment Naruto pulled back hard and gasped panting and glared at him looking more confused than pissed off finally getting his breath back enough to shout at him again.

"What the hell was that!"

"You said you wanted something to keep you awake."

Naruto blushed again, "Not that! Pervert!"

Sasuke shrugged muffling a cough, "You say that but you looked like you were enjoying it."

Naruto turned to get off the bed, "Was not! Who would want to be kissed by you!"

Before he could get off the bed completely Sasuke grabbed his jacket and pulled him so he fell back on the bed and immediately moved to pin Naruto, the medicine must be working, his stomach didn't protest as much as it had before to movement. However his attention was quickly averted back to Naruto who was glaring at him again.

"Get off me!"

"No."

"Your sick!"

"I'm feeling better."

As Naruto shouted he began unzipping the ridiculous orange jacket.

"Cut it out! You're a boy!"

"That's why I am on top."

"But I'm a boy!"

"That's why your on bottom."

"That doesn't make sense!"

Sasuke ignored that as he leaned down kissing the newly bared neck and Naruto grabbed his hair trying to pull him back while pushing on his shoulder. However as Sasuke discovered Naruto's neck was his weak point and as he abused the smooth skin there Naruto's struggles became half heart, then even less until it was a mere weak protest. He pulled back seeing the marks on the tanned skin and smirked but didn't take a long time to admire his work as he quickly moved on pushing up Narutos black tee-shirt.

"Pervert..."

Sasuke scoffed, "You too."

To prove his point he brushed his hand over the hardened length in the budging orange pants of the other teen and Naruto shuddered. He smirked again and lightly touched Narutos nipple making him cringe, he leaned down licking it and Naruto gasped again tugging at his hair. He sighed mentally, he would have to force the fight out of Naruto. As one hand stayed up teasing the dusty circle of Naruto's nipple his other one slid down and undid his pants. Naruto was squirming again and Sasuke smirked as he pushed his hand in and into the boxers finding and grasping Naruto's hard length. Naruto arched his back and moaned making Sasuke smile against the tanned skin and making Naruto release his grip on Sasuke's hair to put a hand over his mouth. Sasuke began rubbing Naruto enjoying the pleasured noises he was making more than he thought he would, who would have known Naruto could be sexy? Looking around Sasuke spotted the lotion he used for his muscles when he got sore sitting on the table. Perfect. He quickened his pumping on Naruto wanting to distract him as he reached over grabbing the lotion, he leaned up and kissed Naruto shoving his hands out of the way as he pushed the annoying pants off and onto the floor boxers and all. Naruto blushed all the way to his ears at the realization he was naked from the waste down and Sasuke smiled into the kiss. Deepening the kiss enough that he was pretty sure he was choking Naruto he quickly undid his pants careful not to let him feel anything outside of the kiss though it was becoming pretty distracting for him too. Undoing the cap of the lotion he squeezed out a little and coated himself with it gasping a little into the kiss as the cold feeling lotion met the delicate skin. He renewed the kiss and put more on his hand as Naruto put his arms around Sasukes shoulders kissing back with just as much vigor now. Dropping the bottle over the bed Sasuke pressed in on Naruto more pulling Narutos hips onto his lap before finally sliding a finger into him. His eyes which had previously been closed sprang open and he broke the kiss gasping as tears sprang into his eyes.

"Nnn!..Do-don't do that!"

"If I don't you would hate it more."

Sasuke pushed his finger in more as he began pumping Naruto's erection bringing him back to the heightened pleasure of before. He inserted another finger touching and stretching Naruto's entrance until he found what he was looking for. He moved his fingers slightly and Naruto gasped almost sitting up as he stopped breathing with his teary eyes wide. Sasuke smiled, found it. He committed the spot to memory and pulled his fingers out before he positioned himself and slowly so as not to hurt him more then inevitable pushed into the slicked entrance. Naruto again clung to him and whimpered.

"Aaahhh! Sa-Sasuke..!"

Hearing Naruto call his name in that breathless voice almost made him lose it right there but instead he turned locking him in another kiss and let him have a moment to adjust before he began thrusting into Naruto making him moan into the kiss. He was a little surprised Naruto felt this good, he had imagined it would be good enough but..wow...he reached down between them and began rubbing Naruto in time with his thrusts making the blonde all but scream. He leaned down and kissed the panting Naruto though he didn't hold it as long this time and the broke both needing to groan out their pleasure.

"Ahh..Sasuke! I'm..I'm gonna-...!"

Sasuke quickened his speed both in and on the boy wanting them to cum at the same time, Naruto writhed in pleasure tensing and clinging tightly to Sasuke as they both came.

"Ahhh! Sasuke!"

"Nnn..aruto!"

They both rode it out then collapsed onto each other and the bed panting and barely coherent. He looked over at Naruto and again kissed him only softer this time taking in as much of him as he could. Once they broke he pulled out of Naruto making them both shiver then he turned and laid next to him, Naruto looked over at him and he caught it and looked back but Naruto blushed and looked away. He smirked and chuckled, Naruto was actually a pretty cute guy.

"Good to see you feeling better Sasuke."

He nodded at Kakashi and Sakura sighed, "Yeah but now Naruto is sick!"

Sasuke couldn't hide the smug smile and Kakashi sighed, "Oh well. Practice is canceled again. Sakura are you going to look after Naruto?"

She sighed and slumped her shoulders, "But he so annoying!"

Sasuke smirked, "I'll look after him."

Kakashi and Sakura both exchanged a look at the evil grin but didn't have time to inquire as Sasuke turned and b-lined for Naruto's house.

A tousled blonde head abruptly shot up from the mass of blankets as Naruto looked around, "Why do I feel like running away?"

-Owari-

Me: Okay fin! So what do you think! Good bad Ne? Come on people bring on the comments! I am sorry if this one doesn't seem up to par. I recently had to delete all my HxH episodes and am still trying to recover. T.T sobs

Naruto: Hey...why am I always on bottom?

Me: ...uhhh...

Sasuke: Because you couldn't push me down. Dobe.

Naruto: Could so! Watch in the next one I will be on top!

Me:-whispers- I wouldn't count on it.

Naruto: ...