A/N – Hi! This is my first story, just a short one-shot. Hope you enjoy! Co-written with ratchetsfangirl!

Disclaimer- We own jack squat.

"Thank you Man of Iron for accompanying me to buy a gift for Clint and Lady Natasha's wedding!"

"No problem, considering you have no money and Pepper threatened to lock my liquor cabinet." Tony grumbled to Thor as the two walked into the Kohls.

"Yes…" Thor mumbled. "Your Misgardian currency is most confusing to me."

"You put all the twenties in the Microwave. We're still trying to figure out why you did that." Tony sighed.

"What are we planning on getting for the two?" Thor asked, changing the subject.

"I don't know. Pepper normally does all my shopping for me."

"In Asgard, it is common to get the newlyweds a newborn kifgard."

"I have no idea what that is, but I don't think we have those here." Tony shot back.

"They are quite tasty." Tony shot Thor a confused look as the two continued walking, into the appliance center. Tony walked up to one of the Kohls employees and started to talk to her.

"Excuse me uh... Angela" Tony read the employees nametag, trying to get on her good side. "We're shopping for a friend's wedding, and we are having trouble finding-" Tony got no further. Thor had wandered over to the blender section and was currently pressing all of the buttons. On all of them.

"MAN OF IRON! I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS STRANGE CONTRAPTION!"

"Oh my God. Thor." Tony said as he ran over to his friend.

"Do not worry my friend! I know how to defeat this device!" He knocked Tony down and took all the five dollar bills out of his wallet. He then proceeded to stuff all the money in the blenders.

"THOR! WHAT THE CRAP?"

"It is not working Man of Iron." Thor replied sadly. The two looked over to the lady who was working and saw that she was dialing security.

And that is why on Clint and Natasha's wedding they received a beautifully wrapped box with nothing but a two packages of Ho-hos (obviously from the gas station down the street,) with "His" written on one and "Hers" on the other. Along with the Ho-hos came a note from Thor apologizing eating their original wedding gift which was a box of pop-tarts. Natasha laughed.

"This is why we love them!"

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed! Please leave a review!

Again this was co-written with ratchetsfangirl