Author Note: This is the evil Senselessness, rewritten to be fanfiction. net friendly. For the time being, this is the focus of my obsessions. Senselessness will stay just as funny as ever, and even get funnier. I'm rewritting and fixing problems for a while, and I'm home-schooled now ! Warning: if you didn't like where Senselessness was going, with the tournament and the evil cards, then you sure as hell won't like where this is going! Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, just Kaido Seiyousa and all her weird aliases.

Yami Shiro Inazuma: Dark White Lightning by K. Hikutsa

Chapter One: Enter Kaido, the Hiryuu Bandit

(Kaido P.O.V.)

I jumped from the tree branch I was sitting on to a windowsill, the room beyond the window dark and silent. It's the middle of the night, with any luck they're all asleep. No security to call the cops means no one to stop me, and that means I get my pay-off! I thought, nearly losing my balance. Fishing around in my pocket, I found a Duel Monsters card and worked the lock of the window open. This is so much easier with Duel Monsters cards, poker cards are just too thick and shattering windows make noise. Ironic that Pegasus brought on his own demise, isn't it? Once I had the window open I slipped inside, glad that my eyes were constantly used to the dark. Looking around, I discovered that I was in a spare room and probably had a lot of searching to do before daybreak. Jamming the lock on the window with the card I'd used to open it, I walked over to the door to find it locked. Shrugging, I pulled another card out of my pocket and began to pick the lock. I was rewarded with a soft click, and the fact that there was secrurity awake. "What was that?"

"Shit!" I muttered under my breath, hiding behind the door when it swung open. Kicking the door closed, the guard was dead before fright even kicked in. Brushing my icy silver colored bangs out of my face, I opened the door and kicked another guard down a flight of stairs. The sound told me he'd survived the fall, so I just shrugged and continued on my search. The doors are all bound to be locked, so I'll have to pick a lot of locks. This is definately not my night, is it? After doging the rest of security and killing two of them, i found the most heavily guarded room in the house. Hm, must be his room. Now, how to get past those guards without leaving the Millennium Blade behind again. I stepped into view and whistled to get heir attention, watching their faces go from bored to angry.

"Who the hell're you, kid?" "Hm, you must be Croquet. We've met before, don't you remember me?" "Get out, no one's killing Mr. Pegasus today." "You act as if I'm giving you a choice, Croquet. You of all people should know how fast I am, and with the Millennium Blade I'm invincible. Besides, the faster you move the better chance you have of me letting you live." "She's blufing, you idiots! Kaido couldn't kill a weed, let alone a person." "That's not what they're saying." I gestered over my shoulder with my sword, giving the floor to the newest additions to the Dark Knights. "Oh crap, we're done for!" "Nope, I'm gonna make you a deal. If you move now, I'll let you live instead of turning you into zombies like them." "Never!" "That's too bad! That's your problem, old man." I snapped my fingers and my zombie men attacked, bringing them all down quickly. Croquet survived, so I called the Dark Knights off and but a boot to his head. As long as he was out of it, I didn't have the cops to worry about.

"Hm, I need new security if you can get by them that fast. Don't bother trying, the police should be here any time Kaido." "As if I care, Pegasus. I can have you dead and me gone by the time they get here, because the only way here is around the Dark Knights. And they're impossible to kill since they're, you know, already dead." I drew my sword and heard a gun click from the door, I guess the cops were faster than I thought. Placing the sharp edge of the blade against Pegasus' throat, I turned it into a stand off. "You wouldn't dare play my game, cause this could get dangerous. Or even deadly, officer." I snapped my fingers again and ran for it, letting the Dark Knights finish off the cops. I'll come back tomorrow, maybe he'll be less paranoid then. Kaiba's not going to be too happy though, I was supossed to finish this tonight.

2:30 am; Kaiba Corp. Main Office

"WHAT?!?" "Hey Kaiba, chill out. I goofed in thinking that he didn't hear anything, this is totally my fault." "Damn right it's your fault, Seiyousa! Some bandit you are, can't even pull of a simple murder!" "Now that's going a little far, Kaiba! If you're so goddamn confident in my skills, why don't you kill him yourself?" "Because, I believe he has something you want. As do I, for that matter. Pegasus has access to who has the rest of the Millennium Items, and I've got cash to pay you for this." "This is true, and don't we have school in the morning?" "True, now go. I'll see you later, Seiyousa."

"Later, Kaiba." I took a running leap out of the open window, landing on an outcropping of rock and taking a dive into the water. Once I got home, I quickly changed clothes and took a nap. Waking up around 6, I started getting ready for school. Domino High, according to Marik there's two Millennium Items here. The Puzzle and The Ring, so I can win them both today.

2:30 pm; Domino High: Study Hall

"Anyone else wanna duel Satoshin, she's pretty good." Kaiba said as I sat there, shuffling my cards in case there was another opponent. I'd won 99 games in a row already, and was ready to make it 100. "How about you, mutt? Or you Yugi, do you think you can defeat pathetic little Satoshin?" "I heard that, Kaiba." "Shut it, Sato! So whaddya say, Yugi? Duel Sato, she might have something one of you is interested in."

"Like what, Kaiba?" A white haired boy with the aura of a Millennium Item said, catching my attention. "The only thing I'm interested in are Millennium Items, so unless sh- HOLY SHIT!" The boy said, staring at the Millennium Blade in my hand. That caught another boy's attention too, this one wearing the Millennium Puzzle. I put my sword back in the Shadow Realm, smirking at the bearer of the Millennium Puzzle. "Take her out pharoah, that Blade could be a valuable asset!"

"Alright, I'll duel! But if you lose, your soul belongs to the Shadow Realm!" The short ones voice got deeper, and he got a little taller, too. Damn that pharoah to hell and back, you'd better not lose Kaido. Of course not, Raikuru. I've just won 99 games in a row, what makes you think I can't win one more? Hm, your right. Let me duel this one though, I have a score to settle with our pharoah friend. As you wish, Raikuru. Just make sure YOU don't lose, I can't afford to drag your as out of the Shadow Reealm again. The link went dead with that as my yami took over, scowling at the pharoah. "Long time, no see Atemu. D'you remember me, or must I beat it into you?" "Shit! You'll be the one losing Raikuru, I've never lost to you! And I don't plan on it!" "Your problem, Atemu." "LET'S DUEL!"

TBC...

Author Note: So, yes? No? Maybe? You tell me, and I'll post more. I like the way this story is going to turn out, but some people might not. Lemme know, and as always: Flames more than welcome! Ja ne!