Name: Hyuga Nyla

Age: 15(16 VERY soon!)

Likes: Mah girls, my ipod, Katsuma, black, Temari-shishou, eyeliner, Evanescence

Dislikes: Fangirls, training, Kaoru, uncooked ramen, spicy stuff, Great Uncle Hiashi, and Daisuke

Crush?: A-hem, my boyfriend, Katsuma!

Listening to: First date- Blink 182

(sighhh) Hello there, and welcome to my boring life. Seriously, what are you thinking??? Why would you want to read about me??? Turn back now, before its too late!

..........

Too late.

Well anyways, let me start by introducing myself. My name is Hyuga Nyla. Learn it, love it.

My life is a drag. (I got that from Shikamaru-sensei). Seriously, being a Hyuga(and not just ANY Hyuga, but a daughter of "The Great Prodigy" and "Konoha's Weapons Mistress") is annoying.(Not that I dislike my parents, I love them! Its just...all the nagging!) Clan members are always following me around and getting on my nerves- specifically, my great uncle Hiashi. Annoying is an understatement with him. It's always "Nyla this Nyla that" "Nyla that is not appropriate of you to wear such a shirt! It is not graceful of a young woman belonging to the great clan!(referring to my favorite shirt that says "Never send a man to do a woman's job" My dad hates that shirt)" "Nyla, must you decorate your nails with such a black color? Its degrading!" "Nyla, Why must you always go out looking like a raccoon?(referring to my eyeliner) I know you look up to Mrs. Nara and her brothers, but going so far as to darkening your eyes like the Kazekage is a bit much!" bla bla bla... Luckily, my aunt Hinata, who is the current Leader, always sticks up for me, and she's just pure awesomeness. Thank god for Aunt Hinata. Everyone should have an Aunt Hinata.

And anyways, great uncle Hiashi picks specifically on me because I do the exact opposite of what he wants me to do. Haha.

Well, let me describe myself. Excited? No? Then FUCK OFF....just kidding. Gosh, my dad would die if he heard me say that. My mom would just roll her eyes and say "Children these days". My dad.... let's not go there.

I am fifteen years old, and a chuunin. Im not like this when I go out. People say Im just like my dad, aka "The Great Prodigy" but with a sick punk rocker/emo twist to it. Im cold, heartless, flawless, and evil, according to the Inuzuka brat on my genin cell. My favorite color is black. I love eyeliner and I wear it all the time. Black is the only color I wear. EVER.

My hair is also black, and goes down my back(GASP that rhymed!). My dad finds this frightening, since his hair is brown and so is my mom's. My eyes are white, with a slight lavender tint, because of the "great inherited Byakugan" (annoying great uncle Hiashi seems to love the word "great").

My genin cell is lead by Shikamaru-sensei. He's really lazy. It gets on my nerves. His wife is aweseome, though! Her name is Temari-shishou. I'm her apprentice. Did I mention her younger brother is THE Sabaku no Gaara? The Kazekage of Sunagakure??? AWESOME!~fangirl squeal~

Along with me, there are two dobes on my genin cell. Inuzuka Kaoru and Uchiha Seiya.

But lets forget them, cuz there are more important people to tell you about, like my awesome boyfriend, Sarutobi-Yuhi Katsuma. He's awesome. He's got short black hair and crimson eyes and he's gorgeous.

There's also my best friends, Nara Shikari, Uchiha Tsunade, and Uchiha Setsuna. Setsuna's got pink hair and green eyes, and she's really pretty. She just doesn't think so, though. She never listens to me. She's my basic opposite- she loves pink, shopping, and stalking boys- particularily this guy named Uzumaki Minato. She LOVES him. Her twin brother, Seiya, is in my genin cell. We don't get along, but oh well. Oh, by the way, Minato is my cousin. He is aunt Hinata and uncle Naruto-aka Hokage sama's- son. He's blonde, stupid, and obsessed with ramen. Dad says he's just like uncle Naruto used to be. Or, still is. Lolz.

Tsunade is the daughter of Uchiha Itachi, and his wife. I don't know much about her parents. Ive seen her dad once or twice with Setsuna's dad. He's kinda scary. Her mom is pretty nice, though. Tsunade is Setsuna's cousin, and she's actually 2 years older then us. She has her dad's strange grey-blue hair, usually up in a ponytail, and her mom's light brown eyes. She and I used to start riots at school when we were at the academy. Great Uncle Hiashi hates us for it, but it's not like I really care what he thinks. And yes, she is named after the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade Senju.

Shikari is Shikamaru-sensei and Temari-shishou's daughter. She's a year younger then Setsuna and I, but she's our best friend. She has teal colored eyes and dirty blonde hair that she keeps to her shoulders. She's frickin lazy, just like her dad, but she does her work when she has to. She also loves black, like me, but her favorite color is teal, like her eyes. Being lazy, her favorite thing to do is go "cloud watching". (rolls eyes)

Oh yeahhh.....kinda random, but you're probably wondering about this fugly green X on my forehead. That's a curse seal. Lemme tell you about that.

See, we Hyugas don't do branch and main house anymore. Its sooo old, like, the 50's.

Just kidding.

Well, its true. Uncle Naruto- or should I say Hokage sama, got rid of that after Aunt Hinata became the leader of the clan. So, we don't put curse seals on branch members anymore because there's no such thing as branch members.

So, how did I get this lame excuse for a tattoo?

To put it short, I once wandered off when I was young and a banished Hyuga elder found me and put this stinkin' seal on me as "revenge" for banishing him. What a loser. Well, my dad found him and Jyukken-ed his ass all the way to Suna. At least, that's what my mom tells me. I never wear my forehead protector on my forehead. My mom doesn't let me- she says that I shouldn't hide the seal. She doesn't want me to end up like my dad- an ice cube. Though technically, I already am one. So, I wear my forehead protector around my waist, just to humor my mom.

Now, I shall tell thee about the demon children. Meaning, my siblings.

There's my older brother, Hizashi, who is 18 and wierd. He's a jounin, and the heir to the clan. I always make fun of him and call him Hizashi-hime. We don't get along.

Then there are my two younger sisters- Kotori and Akane. Akane is 2 years younger then me, and she's a genin. Kotori is 4, and is whiny and annoying.

Can I stop talking now? I have to go train with Kaoru and his dog, furball.(Actually, his dog's name is Chairo. Whatever.) Stupid Kaoru. He's a lazy, dumb, slow, whiny little crybaby. He cried in front of me.

Twice.

Can you believe that? Crying in front of a girl...what a wimp.

I still don't understand why people tell me I spend too much time with Temari- shishou.

Peace out! ~=N*y_L.+A.!=~

me: Well, that was interesting, wasn't it?

Sakura: Yeah, it was! ~squeal~ Setsuna is so CUTE!

Sasuke: That's it? I only have 2 kids?

me: NO! There's more! They just haven't been introduced!

Sasuke: And what's the deal here? Why is this in a Hyuga's POV? Why not Uchiha?

Neji: Hn.

Sasuke: (glare) Hn.

Neji: Hn.

Sasuke: Hn.

Tenten: Shut it.

Itachi: I thought I was an S-class criminal who is dead, not this.

me: You are! Just not in this fic.

Itachi: Oh.

Sasuke: I love you, you love me, let's get together and kill Itachiiii-

Naruto: With a great big rasengan, and from you a Chidoriiiiii-

Both: WON'T YOU HELP US KILL ITACHIIIIIII??????

Itachi: STFU!(slaps Sasuke)

Sakura: Hey!

Sasuke: WAHHHHHHH!!!! SAKU-CHAN!!! (runs away)

Sakura: Erm...Sasuke, Im over here.....^^'

Neji: WHAT ABOUT THE MAIN HOUSE??? CAN WE KILL THE MAIN HOUSE??? PRETTY PLEASE WITH A TENTEN ON TOP???

Tenten: NEJI!!!

Lee: What a youthful chat!

Tenten: Where did you come from?

Sakura: R&R, please! It's much appreciated! (runs off to find Sasuke)

me: Bye!