The Chemical Nature of Romance
By Califaction
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Rodney was more likely to shred you with his tongue than to apply soothing aloe balm.
"Of all the brain-deficient things to do, you chose that one! Where did you get your doctorate, the College of Mickey Mouse? Or were they too busy accepting promising applicants?"
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His weakness was chemical.
"The coffee machine! It's--broken."
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…However, in the end, it wasn't only Rodney suffering.
"I'll fix it."
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"Zelenka…that wasn't as thickheaded as expected. If you're not busy, we can discuss your overall performance at lunch."
Translation: Rodney loved him.
He should've sabotaged the coffee machine weeks ago.