Forget A is for apple!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, I wish I did but it isn't going to happen.
Flames are more than welcome.
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For some reason unknown to our favourite hanyou Kagome had dragged him back to her time. He had been grabbed by the collar of his hoari and dragged down the well by the young miko the second she had finished talking to Miroku and Sango. When he had bothered to listen to their conversation he had heard something about the alphabet.
He was currently sitting with his legs crossed opposite Kagome in her bedroom, he watched as she fumbled with some cards, Kagome left the room to answer the phone leaving Inuyasha in the room alone, a BIG mistake. He looked down to the cards to find they had letters on them, with a confused frown he looked down at the box the cards were in, the box had the words " Easy peasy alphabet! Learn the alphabet with these fun cards! For ages three to four". Now he was ticked off! He knew the alphabet damn it! He'd show Kagome and everyone else! He'd do the alphabet his style! Grabbing a piece of paper and a pen he started he went to work.
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Inuyasha stopped to read his work shown below:
A-is for annoying because everyone around me is so god damn annoying, the gross monk, that little brat Shippo…god I should just kill them all!
B- is for…damn I can't put what I'd like to put but I'll give you a hint: it's a word that describes Kouga, Naraku and other people I hate…..so B is for beast, because I'm such a hot beast. I think fangirls will definatley agree with me.
C-is for cash, got any?
D- I for damn a wonderful word that describes pain, disappointment and anger and sometimes good things. Damn I'm good at this!
E- is for evil :points to Naraku: die!
F-is for fabulous because I'm freaking fabulous.
G-is for god because I am a god bow down to me or die!
H- is for hoari……I couldn't think of anything else due to the emotional scarring of Kagome's sitting.
I-is for ignorant because that piece of wolf junk Kouga is ignorant to the fact that Kagome is MY woman damn it!
J-is for jam. I was introduced to this delicious "jam" when rooting for ramen in Kagome's house…mmmmm…….it made my hands sticky though and I soon found out wiping it on my haori wasn't a good idea It gets everywhere! Kind of like that piece of wolf junk Kouga god only knows what diseases he carries…..
K-is for a lot of people like that freaky Kanna and Kagura…and Kagome…..And my ex-girlfriend Kikyo who is obsessed with me, damn clay pot…….oh and Kouga …..You should be grateful I was nice enough to mention you in this you piece of junk!
L-is for….LIQUOR:D yeah……
M-is for majestic, a word that describes me very well :D
N-is for ningens, man they are annoying…
O-is for osuwari, it freaking hurts! curse Kaede!
P- is for perfect because I am perfect
Q- is for quiet….I'm hardly ever quiet….that's why I kick butt! I make my feelings known to the world it's how I express myself :D
R-is for ramen, no one comes between me and my ramen! For it is written in the ten commandments of Inuyasha "thou shall not touch ramen for it belongs to your god Inuyasha!"
S-is for Sesshoumaru, my half brother, You'd think after I chopped off his left arm he'd see my point, said point being I'm never handing over the Tessaiga to him….(A/N:Sesshoumaru is one of my favourite characters so any Sesshoumaru fan that says I'm a Sesshy-basher obviously hasn't read this)
T-is for Tessaiga and the ten commandments of Inuyasha!
U- is for unsocial….my therapist said I had issues before I killed him…..
V-is for….very…….you could say I'm very whatever about a lot of things I guess….
W-is for witch, the old hag is one for making this damn rosary and Kikyo is one for trying to take me to hell with her all the time!
X- is for xtreme no wait that's cheating coz it has an E at the beginning but I make my own rules that's another commandment to add "Inuyasha makes his own rules and you must follow them" but that would be 11 commandments when there are only supposed to be ten…..
Y- y is for yuck….that's what I think of Naraku…..GET A NEW WARDROBE RAFIKI WANNA-BE! And yes I did watch the lion king if you must know…..what? I was bored!
Z-is for Zoids, Kagome keeps telling me to stop watching it but I wont!
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Kagome stepped in just as Inuyasha finished his master piece, after reading it Inuyasha suffered the consequences……he's still lying in the crater outside now……