15 Ways to tick Sasuke Off!!
Burn all of his tomatoes.
Call him 'Sasuke-kun' in a really girly voice.
Photoshop him in a tutu. ;P
Post the picture everywhere.
Call him a chicken-butt
Exist
Make a replica of Itachi's necklace, put it on a closet door with a lot of blood on it, and say YOU killed Itachi (wah not Itachi!)
Make vides of Sasuke, then sell them on ebay.
Give him directions to Itachi, but really, they are directions to a chicken coop.
Give him a puppy, make it evil only around him, and name it Itachi.
Constantly go around saying his name. Repeatly.
Dress like Itachi.
Go around with a plastic sword and constantly poke him with it.
Say Sai and Sasuke are long lost brothers.
Go up to him with a straight face and go "I love you Sasuke-kun."