PREVIOUSLY ON UM JAMER LAMY
UmGammer was runing to her concet now that she had got past road bloak and joe chin wasn driving to work (the nuclear power plant of parapa town) and he see umJammer and pulls over to her and says "NO UN JAMER I THOUGHT YOU WARE ON THE PILL I AM YOUNG AND CANT GAVE KIDSE YET GET IN THE CARE" and he tug on umjammer arm and pull her into vehilkle and take them both to CahtyPiller's lamaze/abortion clinic and they rush inside and joe chine yealls to KathyPiller "WE BABY BUT I DIDNT MEAN TO QUICK WE NEED ABORTION PRONTO" CathyPiller says to joe says "now put these kids to abortion will ya" and throws un jammer a metal coat hanger un jammy stutters and says "BUT BUT BUT I ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES LEFT" joe chin says "well hurry up i dont want to be a dad i want to own a caniso and you cant do that with babies" un jammy lammer things back to chop chope master onion "DOJJO CANISO ITS AL IN THE MIND" and um jammer says "I KNOW, THE GUITAR IS IN MY MIND" and starts strumming the rusty coat hanger into her vag.
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long storry short, um jammer lammy screwd up her insides becase she didnt relly have baby, but she mesed herselef up enogh so that she cant have baby ever again. but she blead enough to fool goe and cathyPillar. so they send ehr on her way and she said "OH NO! I ONLY HAVE EIGHT MORE MINUTES!" she had to run down to the aireport to get t oa plane os she could fly to her gig. so she got otn the play and she got board waiting in her seat so she ran up to the front of the cock pit to see th epiolot to say hi becase she had fear of flying because of no self confidence and wanted to mee ta plilot before taking of in a plane to make sure hw asnt crazy guy who would crash plane. ANYQWAY!
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EPISODE 5; BLUE MILK (MENACE UPON OUR'RE NATION) AND THE IPLOT WHO COULDN'T FLY WELL
UmJammer Lammy rane though the plane to get to t he khock pit. she ran through the cabin wear all of the ppl where sitting and she shove past them like this: EXCUSE ME! PARDOM ME! until she got to the fornt (hadn't happened yet). she shoveing past flight attendatns, fat ppl, a docter, a criminal, and old bald gy until she get to front of place which was the cock pit). she went inot the front and to see a polot with a cursed nose and a big old mustache and old style flying hat. excuse me but can you fly the plane to my band said the hero jammy. the pilot toke off the plane and was about to fly to gig to get on time but got hit on hed with aircraft equipment! say aircraft iplot!
fter this happened he got bit dizy and kept going between being confused and angry at lamy for hoo nose. so he was like "umjamer you dum bich fly the plain yourself" so sence she didnt like herself ver much she started drivving th eplane. it was like vroom and she befely wondered where co piolot could have go but he weren't there. she drove plane for wat felt like ours un til he got hite on hed again and was nice to here and said "Did i eat my stew i thought milk was blue' (lol) and then she drove the plan eeven worse until he got hit on head again and shouted at her to get a move one. finally she was a bad drivre so she crasehd plane in midle of cfity in frotn of giutar shop!
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