The Garden Gnomes Are Here to Kill Me By Sam
A B C D E F G Garden Gnomes are chasing me. They always hide where I can't see. I think the want to devour me. .they shot arrows at my dogs bum, and then chopped him up, just for fun. Afterwards they hid the evidence, In our old Yew Tree, And then that night, While eating him, They spoke of good ways, For killing you and me.
I miss my dog, his end was brave And now it says upon his grave, "Poor ole' Tom, killed by gnomes, he was found, and now he lies 6 feet below the ground"
To avenge his soul, that's what I'll do! And to do it, I need the help of you! We need to destroy and obliterate them all, So this is to you, my brave gnome destroyers, this is your call! Kill them all! One by one, Until you know your work is done! And then at last, Tom's soul shall rest, And I'll award medals, To all the best!
But then, my brave comrades, I must confess, That I am insane. And there were no real gnomes. T'was only a game I was testing out my psychic powers, To learn the weaknesses of man. And now, at last, I believe I understand!
And since that, I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL! What's that? Men in white shirts are running down the hall? Oh great, they're taking me back to the place with the padded walls.
A B C D E F G Garden Gnomes are chasing me. They always hide where I can't see. I think the want to devour me. .they shot arrows at my dogs bum, and then chopped him up, just for fun. Afterwards they hid the evidence, In our old Yew Tree, And then that night, While eating him, They spoke of good ways, For killing you and me.
I miss my dog, his end was brave And now it says upon his grave, "Poor ole' Tom, killed by gnomes, he was found, and now he lies 6 feet below the ground"
To avenge his soul, that's what I'll do! And to do it, I need the help of you! We need to destroy and obliterate them all, So this is to you, my brave gnome destroyers, this is your call! Kill them all! One by one, Until you know your work is done! And then at last, Tom's soul shall rest, And I'll award medals, To all the best!
But then, my brave comrades, I must confess, That I am insane. And there were no real gnomes. T'was only a game I was testing out my psychic powers, To learn the weaknesses of man. And now, at last, I believe I understand!
And since that, I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL! What's that? Men in white shirts are running down the hall? Oh great, they're taking me back to the place with the padded walls.