I Just Can't Wait To Be King – LotR style

Aragorn: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware

Elrond: Well, I've never seen a king of men with quite such dirty hair.

Aragorn: I'm gonna be a better lord than poor old Denethor.
I'm brushing up my sword-swing tricks, I'm knocking on Sauron's door.

Elrond: Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing...

Aragorn: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Elrond: You've rather a way to go, young Strider, if you think...

Aragorn: No one saying, "save him."

Elrond: Now, when I said that...

Arwen: No one saying, "go there."

Elrond: What I meant was....

Aragorn: No one saying, "dump her."

Elrond: But look, you don't realise...

Arwen: No one saying, "wash your hair."

Elrond: But it needs washing!

Aragorn: Free to battle orcs all day!

Elrond: Now, I have no problems with that...

Arwen: Always free to go or stay!

Elrond: I think it's time that you and I arranged a man-to-elf

Aragorn: Kings don't need advice from some old race put on the shelf

Elrond: If this is where the mortal race is headed, count me out!
Out of business, out of Middle Earth! I wouldn't hang about!
This land's becoming quite a crazy thing.

Aragorn: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

*cool instrumental bit*

Aragorn: See me up in Mirkwood
See me down in Rohan
Everywhere I go I've
Got myself a new fan

Elrond: Not yet!

Chorus: Let every being add in to this rave
Let's hear it on the plains and in the caves
A great big cheer for Aragorn the Brave!

Aragorn and Chorus: Oh I/he just can't wait to be king! (3 times)