Hi there!My first fanfic,be kind;)This has hints of slash in it so if thats not your cup of tea,your excused.
Disclaimer; I here by solemnly swear that this fanfic will never make any profit which should have fallen into the good hands Josh Schwarts or Co.
Boys Talk
One day, like many others, when Seth was lying on Ryan's bed as usual talking about whatever and whoever, Ryan meanwhile flipping through a magazine making sure to answer with an appropriate hum and really now and then, suddenly Seth said something which caught Ryan's attention.
"What did you say just now?"
"Now, now pay attention Ryan, this is important stuff here, I SAID I wish Zach was a girl .I mean think about it would be perfect right? Loves comics, has a good sense of humor and is not complicated and emotional like ALL the time. Why can't girls be like guys but with softer bodies? Things would be So much simpler then. Not to mention I would not have to fight him over Summer cause I would be with Zack...Wow, that came out so wrong, but you get my point"
"Actually no I don't, but basically you're saying you would date Zach if he were a girl?"
"What ?No Ryan that's not at all what I'm saying, what I'm saying is that if Zack were a girl he would...no wait yes that's what I'm saying."
"Okeey, so the only thing stopping you from dating Zach is the fact that, well he's a guy"
"Well, yes"
"..."
"Oh come on I know it sounds weird but it's not like I like him or anything, I just think it would be less complicated if girls were like Zach"
"Like guys"
"Precisely. NO! That's not what I'm saying"
"Common Seth that's what you were saying!"
"Argh you're so not following my lead here Ryan"
"Ok, so let's say I was a girl would you date me?"'
"No that be weird and wrong and ok yeah maybe I would!"
"..."
"Your blushing Seth"
"No I'm not!"
"Ha, maybe you should be a girl"
"This is so not how I intended this conversation to go, you are clearly not on the same level of super-understanding in the ways...Wait Ryan what are you doing?"
"Shutting you up"
"Mmmm"
"Ok wow, that was, wow."
"Yeah I know"
"Do it again?"
"Whatever you say Seth"
Fin