Shrek grabbed the nearby knife and sliced his left ball off. He then picked up the the notepad and sharpie pen infont of where he sat and crossed out one of the sentences on the paper with a thin red line. Shrek's To-Do list was finally coming to the end, he had already; raped a 9 year old boy, rescued Knuckles from the recolours, eaten a mountain's worth of cheesecake and shat it out into Mario's toilet, danced the mighty ogre dance, and had a baby with Spongebob which turned out to be Shadow the Hedgehog because people of fucked up. The next thing on the list was to buy Donkey some mayonnaise for his burger and chips because he was a fat-ass. Shrek used his shop-vision to check if the stores had any mayonnaise, but they were all out.
"FUCKIN' HELL, DANKEH!" he shrieked Shreked down the hallway. "DANKEH, TEH IZ NO BLUDDY MAY NAY LEFT!"
Donkey didn't reply though. He was too busy wanking to my first fanfiction about Link banging Aryll, and couldn't hear over the amount of fapping. Shrek screamed like that bitch ComedyShortsGamer and smashed his face into your crotch... You might wanna look down.
Shrek then noticed the jizz that had leaked from his left semen bag and did a KSI rape face. He bottled up the white swimming cunts and went into Donkey's room. Donkey gasped and turned around. He was no longer reading fanfictions, but instead playing that game where Link and Midna fuck.
"DONKEH! HOW CUD YA!? U NO THAT BITCH MIDNA WUZ MAH X GURLFREND!" Shrek yelled before punching the computor screen. Donkey cried evry tiem and shook Shrek by the shoulders.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SHREK! Midna is... my bae..."
Shrek grabbed Donkey's head and rammed the jizzed filled bottle down Donkey's throat.
"BITCH! IMA KILL YO NIGGA ASS!"
Donkee wuz ded.
But then he turned into... Ayrll!
"How dare you destroy my disguise! Now my senpai, Link, will know it's me!"
Link walked in.
"ARYLL! I know it's you!" He cried before tripping over his own dick because it's too long. Aryll then trapped Link in a big-ass cage.
"YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE! I'm taking you to my rape dungeon, Link!" Aryll laughed. Link screamed.
"Shrek! Help me!"
Shrek gasped and ran after them with his mighty ogre running skills.
"OI! YOO LET GUH OF MEH LINKY BOI REET NOW!" He shouted.
WILL SHREK EVER SAVE LINK FROM THE CLUTCHES OF HIS RAPEST SISTER?! FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF;
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