Albus Dumbledore, leader of Light and headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry- among other various titles- waited patiently for one of his more...errr...troubling students

"Ahh Harry, I believe you have been speculating as to why I called you here tonight?"

Harry Potter stared nervously at the aged wizard, thoughts back to what his best friend had jokingly said what the meeting was about

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Ron leered in an exaggerated fashion as he said "You know...i always thought Dumbledore had a thing for you and now that your 16 he might be acting on it"

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Harry shuddered at the thought "Errrm yes sir, I was wondering why you asked me here...alone...so late at night..."

"Ahhh curosity is nothing to get nervous about young Harry" said Dumbledore as he stood up. Now Harry was getting really nervous, what the hell did that mean?

"I have asked you hear to discuss Tom and how he is seemingly immortal" "THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU" thought an immensly relieved Harry.

"Yes sir I have been thinking about that myself" "Oh? And have you come up with any ideas?" asked the headmaster curiously, wondering what ideas Harry could come up with.

"Well sir Ive had one particular idea since the chamber of secrets incident" stated Harry very seriously.

"Indeed? Please explain it to me"

"Well sir, i was wondering if maybe Voldemort split his soul into a number of pieces where he then proceded to store a small piece in an inadament object which would tether his soul to the world, the items would most likely be something related to Hogwarts as this is the place where he truly ever felt at home"

Dumbledore was gobsmacked as he stared and digested Harry's theory.

Harry seeing the look on Dumbledores face couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment at his clearly correct assumption.

Dumbledore snapped himself out of his haze and started to do something he hadn't done in quite a while...he laughed and laughed...and laughed. Catching himself and having extreme difficulty in breathing Dumbledore said "no Harry thats not what he did, where on earth would you come with such an idea, I have no clue but its the most idiotic thing I've ever had the pleasure of hearing. No the reason Voldemort is alive is because you are, its that simple so I'm afraid for the greater good and all that tripe...AVADA KADAVRA" intoned Dumbldore and thus ended the life of one Harry Potter.

Miles away sitting on his throne, the Darkest Dark Lord of Darkness called in his top bi..errr...witch

"BELLATRIX"

"Yes my lord? How may I be of service?" said Bellatrix in what she thought to be a sultry tone causing all, even the Dark Lord himself, to shudder.

"I have called you here Bellatrix to ask you to check on the 2 Hocruxes you know about" said the Dark Lord in a hissing cold voice.

"Anything for you my Lord" bowing deeply and trying to show her barely existant cleavage, which in turn made the Dark Lord bulk.

As Bellatrix left Voldemort made a mental note to have the witch killed on her return, not like she's all that strong since her incarceration. Hell, thought Lord Voldemort, she could probably get killed by the Weasley matriarch the way she is now.

THE END