It was a cloudy morning and Hidan decided to GREET everyone in the Akatsuki lair...
First is Sir Leader...
Hidan: 'Sup Fuckin' pig-headed leader.
Pein: STOP DISRESPECTING YOUR LEADER !
Hidan: XD
next is Konan...
Hidan: Hey 'ya Fuckin' Necrophiliac piece of paper.
Konan: I'm NOT a necrophiliac...
Hidan: Isn't our pig-headed leader supposed to be like a dead guy or some shit ?
Konan: Your point ?
Hidan: your Fuckin' a Dead guy :D
Konan: / How would YOU know ?
Hidan: every time you go see our fuckin' leader...I always hear fuckin' moans...:)
Konan: O/O
Hidan: XD
...Itachi's turn...
Hidan: Hey Fuckin' Weasel.
Itachi: ...hi...
Hidan: ...Your no fuckin' fun...
Itachi: ...well my name DOES mean weasel...
Hidan: 'ya Clan Killer...
Itachi: ...it's not like i WANTED to kill them...
Hidan: riiiiiiiiiiight...
now It's Kisame's turn...
Hidan: Hey Fuckin' Sharky
Kisame: I'm NOT a SHARK !
Hidan: then why the fuck does your name mean "demon shark"?
Kisame: ...
Hidan: XD
Zetsu's next...
Hidan: Hey 'ya Fuckin' Cannibalistic plant-man
Dark Zetsu: SHUT UP,ALBINO MAN !
Light Zetsu: that was mean...
Hidan: I'm NOT a FUCKIN' ALBINO ! I don't even have FUCKIN' RED EYES,DUMB ASS !
Dark Zetsu: DON'T CALL ME DUMB ASS,DUMB ASS !
Light Zetsu: ummm,can we stop this conflict ?
Hidan: FUCK THIS,I'M FUCKIN' LEAVIN' !
Dark Zetsu: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN !
Light Zetsu: they're ignoring me T-T
Hidan: FUCK YOU !
ummm...Tobi next...i guess...
Hidan: Hey Fuckin' Swirly.
Tobi: Hello Hidan-Senpai
Hidan: ...
Tobi: ^_^
Hidan: fuck this...
Sasori-no-danna's turn...
Hidan: Hey 'ya Fuckin' Pinocchio
Sasori: that's the oldest joke in the book...
Hidan: There's a Fuckin' Joke book ! I WANNA SEE ALL THE FUCKIN' JOKES !
Sasori: ...
Hidan: :D
Sasori: baka...
Hidan: D:
Deidara's next...
Hidan: Hey There Barbie girl.
Deidara: I'm NOT a GIRL,UN !
Hidan: suuuuuuuuuure your not...XD
Finally,Kakuzu's turn...
Hidan: Hey Fuckin' Greedy-ass,Old as hell,Stitched-up Money Whore
Kakuzu: someday I'll kill you...
Hidan: by someday,you mean never,cock-ooze-ew ?
Kakuzu: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I BLEW YOU UP INTO PIECES AND LEFT YOU IN A DITCH WITH LARGE ROCKS PILED ON TOP OF YOU !
Hidan: ...
Kakuzu: ...
Hidan: FUCK YOU,BITCH !
Kakuzu(thinking): Baka...
Ain't Hidan Nice :D ?