IDON.
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Good morning Konoha! Today we have Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji and Nara Shikamaru with us!
Kya! Let's begin!
1. So, how does it feel, being a bishounen and all?
Sasuke: It's annoying.
Neji: I don't know.
Shikamaru: It's troublesome.
- O-kay… on to question number two!
2. What are fangirls, in your opinion?
Neji: Freaks that follow me around.
Sasuke: They are annoying. They are rabid stalkers who always try to lick my abs.
Shikamaru: The ones who disturb me when I sleep.
- Are Ino and Temari counted?
Shikamaru: Not Ino, she's Sasuke's fangirl. Temari.. I don't know, maybe she just does it for fun.
3. Are you aware that millions of fangirls across the earth are watching you?
Shikamaru: *yawns* who cares? I don't.
Neji and Sasuke: *crosses arms* Hn.
4. Who is your biggest fangirl?
Sasuke: Sakura or Karin.
Neji: I don't care who my biggest fangirl is.
Sasuke: *under his breath* Stuck-up bastard with a stick shoved up his ass…
Neji: *raises his fist* I heard that! Speak for yourself.
Shikamaru: Alright guys, break it up. How troublesome, I always get to be the referee.
- Shikamaru, what's your answer?
Shikamaru: It's hard to tell, since I have thousands of fangirls.
5. Do you hate your fangirls?
Sasuke: I hate all of them, a lot, although I have an exception. And no, it's not Sakura nor Karin.
- Who is it?
Sasuke: *smirks* I'll never tell.
- Okay. *feels disappointed* Neji?
Neji: Yes.
Shikamaru: Not really, since I'm not a cold bastard who cares for no one. No offense to anyone.
Neji: Lazy ass.
Shikamaru: What? Shut up, Sushi.
- Sushi?
Sasuke: It means cold dead fish. Well, if you were pertaining to Neji, it should've been 'cold dead and screwed'.
*crowd laughs*
6. What are your secrets? I mean the hair and all.
Sasuke: It's natural. *smirks*
Neji: *gets excited* When I take a bath, I shampoo, then I do a nice, soft lather, then I rinse it very thoroughly…and it says on the bottle 'Repeat if desired' then I'm like 'hell yeah it's desired!' So I repeat, making sure I put lots of conditioner to make sure that my hair is looking its best, and to make sure that it has its awesome shine…
Sasuke: We freakin' get it!
Shikamaru: I just tie it up. I don't use expensive shampoos, it's too troublesome.
7. What do you want for Christmas?
Sasuke: Power.
Neji: Laser treatment removal. *everyone sweatdrops*
Shikamaru: This is too troublesome.
8. Who do you like? As in like like.
Neji: Tenten.
Sasuke: Her. Not you, Sakura. *Sakura shrieks in horror and convulses*
Shikamaru: I don't know…Ino, maybe? Yeah, Ino. *Temari faints*
9. What's the most listened-to song on your iPod?
Sasuke: Pain.
Neji: Uh, what's an iPod?
Shikamaru: Nagareboshi, in my version. *laughs*
10. Who do you hate the most and why?
Sasuke: Orochimaru. He tried to rape me when I was still in Oto.
Neji: Hanabi. She's such a brat.
Shikamaru: Hidan. He killed my sensei.
11. What do you prefer, an older brother/sister or a younger one?
Sasuke: An older brother. I want Itachi back. (not in emo way)
Neji: A younger sister, like Hinata.
Shikamaru: I don't want siblings.
12. How's your family, in your point of view?
Sasuke: They're dead. But they were the best when they were still alive.
Neji: My parents are dead. Hinata's a great younger cousin, and I hate Hanabi and Hiashi.
Shikamaru: *groans* From the moment I wake up, it's always nag, nag, nag.
13. Who's your favorite family member/s?
Neji: Hinata and my parents.
Sasuke: My mother and Itachi.
Shikamaru: My dad.
14. What's the worst thing that happened to you?
Sasuke: The death of my clan and going to Orochimaru.
Shikamaru: The death of Asuma-sensei.
Neji: When my bastard of an uncle branded me.
15. Last question. In what fields do you excel in?
Sasuke: Combat and sexiness.
Neji: Combat and being a bishounen.
Shikamaru: Sleeping.
R&R! Next chapter is the Akatsuki version! :3