Summary: *ATF/AU* A White elephant gift exchange for Christmas, this piece sorta reads as a sequel to *Deck the Halls*

Disclaimer: I do not own anything "The Magnificent Seven" related, Characters of M7 do not belong to me, I like so many others before me am merely using the amazing universe of the ATF, no monetary compensation received, just the pleasure of creative writing as stress relief

Rating: T

Author's Notes: This is pure drabble-fluff. I hope I have posted something others will enjoy reading. Humor is not my strong suit, but I am working on improving it. This piece sorta reads as a sequel to *Deck the Halls*, another story I started, but this idea got in my head and I couldn't stop until it was written

Funny idea? (it seemed funny in my head) I have participated in this kind of exchange, it is amazing what kind of random stuff becomes the hot ticket items people steal back and forth

Please be kind in your reviews! Not Betaed

White Elephant Gift Exchange by Sapphire Lee

" Here are the rules for the gift exchange:" Buck announced

"1) We will draw names of one of us to see who we buy the well intended gift for"

"2) Each of us puts in a serious well intended gift for one of us"

"3) Then each of us puts in a random gag gift"

"4) All gifts are anonymously wrapped"

"5) There are a maximum of two steals before the gift is out of play"

"6) Everyone draws a number to find out the order you draw a gift from the pile"

"Is everyone in agreement?" Nods were received from all around the group

"We are getting back together for Christmas eve, we'll exchange the gifts then"

"Anything goes on the gag gift" Buck said with a mischievous grin

"But keep it within reason" Chris warned

"Ok, within reason" Buck compromised

The order of the names selected for the well intended gift was as follows:

Buck drew first since it was his idea to play this game, he selected Nathan. Then JD drew Ezra. Chris selected Josiah, Nathan drew JD. Vin pulled out Bucks name, Ezra selected Vin, and Josiah quite by accident drew Chris' name. Each agent looked at the others with grins of satisfaction and mischief in their eyes.

Oh yes, this year's gift exchange was going to be great…(insert sh*t eating grins)

The well intended gifts:

1) Nathan-Core Triage Wound Care Kit

2) Vin—Laser Scope Burris Eliminator Rifle Scope 12x 42mm

3) Chris—Intimidator Tactical Leg Gun Holster, available for automatics only and a concealment gun holster, the Seat Buddy Vehicle Gun Holster

4) Buck—Several Flashbangs, stun grenades

5) JD—Centron 64 Gigabyte Flash drive data stick

6) Ezra—Spypro Concealed X10 Wireless Wire transmitter

7) Josiah—The Art of War, by Sun Tzu, philosophy book & quotes

The gag gifts:

1) "100% Cowboy" Baseball hat

2) Mac and Cheese & Workout Video

3) Chia Pet & Pet Rock

4) "Born to Hunt Forced to Work" Baseball hat

5) The Sexy, Fast, and Practical Flashbang Bra Holster

6) FBI undercover agent Donnie Brasco doll

7) Mister Potato Head & doll set with clothes

Each member of Team 7 met back together on Christmas Eve bringing two gifts for the gift exchange. Everyone put their presents on the table. Then in the good spirit of the holiday, they looked each other over critically, trying to assess the type of present the others would contribute.

Buck held up a bowl with little pieces of paper in it, numbered 1-7, "Each of us will draw a paper, it represents the order we will select gifts. Everyone ready? Now let the gift giving commence" he decreed

December 2011

Were the gifts a good match? Now who do you think each gag gift will be grabbed up by? ***Note-The numbers for both gifts don't match up to the recipient.

More chapters coming