The weird and wonderfull life of

robin eastvillage. (Chapter 1)

My name is robin I am a 21 year old young man, my hobbies are long walks om the beach, eating food, and that is it.

I want to have money.

FUCK I NEED TO GET SOME FUCKING CASH FUCCCK I I AM SO CLOSE TO GET KICKED OUT BY THAT OVERLYSEXY MOUSTADED WOMAN. Yelled Robin Eastvillage. i need to get 3242 H-creddits to pay that bitch. Sundely Robin heard a nock on the door. It was overlysexy moustaded woman. her name was Lindon landia. Lindon: He Slut you need to pay me like 3242 H-creddits. WOW yelled robin can you fuck off. I am paying it when I want you fucking fuck face. Sorry for that said robin after he said that. I am going to pay it as soon as possible. I just lost my job. LIndon: he slut you need to pay by next week other wise I will give your Like house to those People on the wait you know slut. Lindon slammed the door close. and went away. Robin needs to get a way to make some money.

Robin eastvillage thought of a lot of things to get money fast but Robin could not think of a sinlge legit way to get some cash. So Robin tought it in a not so legit way. Robin went to the illigal part of town: Street street. In Street street you got pimps pimping in their pimp rides you got dealers dealing drugs to the people. And you got that creepy man with his little jonas haning out. And of course you got the hitman. Robin didnt want to sell broken woman. because those woman have fathers to and as a single father of a daughter he could not do that. Just kidding Robin is a woman and she doesnt have a child. She is just afraid of getting raped by man.

Robin also skipped the drugsdealers well it is that she doesnt want to sell drugs to people because those things are bad. Robin was looking at the creepy guy his jonas and thought why is it so so small. She snapped out of it and went to the hitman she decided to become one of the shootey pew pew guy. Killing people is better than sell re-used swampy woman and dealing drugs. Just kidding they are all pretty bad dont do those thing that is not nice.