Dry Bowser watched as all the Toads were screaming in horror from the presence of Bowsette, who was laughing maniacally as she was breathing fire everywhere. There was one specific Toad who was depressed over this, as he found Bowsette to be very hot, and this in turn made him question his very purpose of life.
"FEAR ME, MORTAL SHROOMS!" Bowsette laughed as she was riding in her Koopa Klown Kar, enjoying all the terror she was causing to the Mushroom Kingdom.
"...What's wrong with you?" Dry Bowser said as he watched this one specific Toad slump by.
"I... really find Bowsette attractive." Toad sighed as he placed his right hand on his face. "I'm so conflicted... it's Bowser, but it's Peach... I can't make who is who."
Dry Bowser brushed back his red hair as he glanced behind to see Bowsette chucking bombs everywhere, turning his skull back to the sad mushroom boy. "I can see that. Maybe you should look into other girls more."
"But I can't! That infernal super crown is everywhere!" Toad pointed out as he pointed at Bowsette's army, who was transformed into Peach like Bowsette was, with them killing or kidnapping the scurrying Toads. "All the girls around here look like Peach and have that friggin' crown!"
"...what is it that makes Bowsette so special?" Dry Bowser asked himself, with the skeletal reptile getting tapped on the shoulder as he turned his skull to see a Peach version of himself. "...You have got to be kidding me."
"How ya doing?" Dry Bowsette said as she winked, leaning over Dry Bowser while wrapping her dry bony arms around him.
Toad had a panic attack as he then fainted, with Dry Bowser deciding to chuck his transformed counterpart high into the sky. Bowsette screamed as she flailed her arms about, landing nearby in a pair of bushes...
...which happened to be where things were stinkier than they seemed, as it was here that anyone could spot Toadette farting, who was feeling gassier than usual.
"Oh my, why am I always so -FART- farty?" Toadette asked herself as she was fanning the air while having another hand on her grumbling stomach, blushing in embarrassment over her stinky bassy fart blasts as she caused the grass to wilt.
Bowsette emerged from the bushes, covering her nose with both of her hands as she's clearly disgusted by Toadette's flatulence. "Ugh, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"A lot of -BLORT- things, but at least I'm myself and not pretending to be something I'm -TOOT- not!" Toadette spat back above her deep pitched poots.
Bowsette fumed as she then spat out a red fireball at Toadette, who engulfed into flames due to the fire coming in contact with her methane, with Bowsette laughing at Toadette's stinky misfortune as she then left the scene, with the grassy surroundings succumbing to the flames as she then noticed Dry Bowser comforting Toad in the distance, scoffing as she placed her hands on her hips.
"So, they think they can discard me just like that?" Bowsette huffed as she shook her head. "We'll just see about those results!"