HEY EVERYBODY! holy crap is it true i actually updated! YES YES IT IS! haha i got a job and crap and school so i never go on and so i decided on my day off id work on this lol.

enjoy!

I had been on adventures ever since i was 16. Iran away from home, joined an organization with my best friend and found true love. Besides fights every now and again my life is perfect. Except for one tiny tiny tiny detail..........

Cat stared at the little plus sign of death. She stared at the ceiling of the bathroom and sighed.

"Cat" Crystal said opening the door.

"its positive, all 4 of them" Cat said pointing to a small pile of pregnancy tests.

"wow..." Crystal said"i mean having kids is fun but...why didnt you just wait to have sex"

"oh like you and Abe didnt do it before the wedding" Cat scoffed.

"yeah but we had protection" Crystal yelled.

"DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE CONDOMS THAT BIG?!" Cat screamed.

Cat looked at the ceiling with tear filled eyes and brushed her hair with her fingers thinking.

"What am i gonna do Crystal" Cat said starting to cry

"first off tell Red. " Crystal said

"oh hes going to be thrilled" Cat laughed

"he might be you dont kno-" Crystal started

"we almost broke up last week how do you think telling him i'm pregnant is going to be, huh, i dont live in a perfect little world like you do where everything works out ok!" Cat yelled walking out of the bathroom and sitting on her and Hellboy's bed.

"sorry" Cat said crying"dumb hormones"

"it'll be alright...he wont leave you he loves you.." Crystal said as she hugged Cat

A alarm in the distance began going off.

"Come on" Crystal said getting up.

"cant i get maternity leave?" Cat asked lazily.

The girls walked through the main hall into a truck disguised as a garbage truck.

"What took you so long?" Hellboy said loading bullets in a gun the size of watermelon.

"i was feeding the new kittens. " Cat said quickly

"i fed them this morning?" Hellboy said pondering whether he did or not.

"well they are suffering from fucking childhood obesity then." Cat snapped.

The whole truck got silent as they all stared at Cat. Hellboy clicked his rifle into place and made a grunt sound.

"alright then someone needs to get off the rag." Hellboy muttered.

Crystal and Abe moved in their seats uncomfortably and cleared there throats.

"Well although this is a wonderful conversation i believe that we should focus on our main objective."Abe said standing up.

"hmph"Cat said rolling her eyes.

"yes lets get off this topic!" Crystal said tapping her foot on the floor.

"Alright according to Manning we are off to Central Park apparently there are signs of woman and children being kidnapped by a creature that goes by the name of 'Neandemia' " Abe said looking in a ancient book.

"the latin term for vampire?"Crystal said

"exactly" Abe said shutting his book.

Alrighty just to say also i might make fun of twilight a lil not like hard core but i might have a lil fun with it!