Cheese-Its of Doom
By Elektra
Remember: I don't own Invader Zim.
*Zim's Lab*
(Zim is talkin to the Tallests)
Zim: In honor of u bein so nice to me I'm sendin over a present.
Tallests: (sarcastically) yaaaaaaaaaaay
Red: hey look it arrived.
(Irken brings a package)
Purple: we gotta go (end transmission) lets open it for fun (they open it. screen shows its Cheese-Its)
Red: snacks! (eats some cheese its) mmmmmm these r good
Purple: r u crazy? (eats some) actually they r good *5 Minutes Later*
(There box is empty)
Purple: we need Zim to get more cheese ittys.
Red: fine (transmitts to Zim) Zim, we need more cheese ittys. a lot.
Zim: right away my Tallests
*1 hour later*
(5 cases of cheese it boxes arrive)
Red: Is that all Zim could buy?
Purple: lets just eat em and bug him later
*5 hours later*
(Transmission)
Red: Zim, buy us all the cheese ittys on earth
Zim: right away (a humongerous case comes)
Purple: mmmmmm
Red: well b eatin 4 weeks
*A Month Later*
(Tallests transmit to Zim. They look like Irken versions of Jabba the Hutt)
Red: Send us some more boxes.
Zim: I'm sorry but they are out of production
Purple: NOOOOOOOOOO (end transmission)
Red: I have an idea
*Later*
(Transmissions to all the Irkens)
Red: attention all Irkens
Purple: U now have to work at the big factory makin us cheese its.
Red: If u don't bad stuffs will happen.
*Zim's lab*
(Gir, Jared, and Minimoose are playing with wires from the transmittor)
*The Big Irken Factory*
(All the Irkens except Zim r makin cheese its for the tallests)
*Weeks later in Zim's Lab*
(The Transmittor is fixed)
Zim: (screaming to Gir).......AND THE NEXT TIME U TOUCH THE TRANSMITTOR I WILL-
computer: transmission from Invader Skoodge
Skoodge: I can't talk much longer but the Tallests are makin all the Irkens make cheese crackers. Zim u r our only hope save us.
All the Irkens: yes Zim save us. Zim: wat am i going to do
Gir: string
Jared: yeah
Zim: why don't u bother Elektra?
Jared: She's on Witchistia or Kamino, probably visiting her boyfriend Boba Fett
Zim: I thought Crazyboy was her boyfriend
Jared: she was lying
Zim: Dib wants u to play with him
Gir and Jared: yaaaaaaay (run off to play with Dib)
Zim: hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmmm........ I know
*Skool*
Miss Bitters: Zim, I will let u have the tape if u promise to clean Willy's desk.
Zim: but, but.............ok
*Zim's Lab*
(Transmission)
Zim: why dont u watch this video
*Video*
Narrator: You think cheese its r good right?
kid: yes (eats a whole bag of cheese its)
Narrator: but today I will show you all why-
kid: monkeys eat stuff
Narrator: no why-
kid: we exsist in this meaningless universe
Narrator: no why (title) Cheese Its Are Bad.
Kid: but i like cheese its
Narrator: u think u do, but they can cause zits (the kid brakes out in zits) It can cause indigestion (kid groans in serious pain) and death. So if u wanna live and become successful don't buy cheese its.
kid: I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION I NEED- (faints)
*End of Tape*
Tallests: AAAAAAAAAAAAH (brake out in zits)
Red: We gotta call the whole cheese itty thing off
Purple: ok
*A Week Later*
(Transmission)
(The Tallests r normal weight and r not zitty)
Zim: now everything is back to normal
Red: we sent u a present
Zim: cool (a whole bunch of cheese its dump into Zim's Lab and Jared, Gir and Minimoose start swimming in it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The End
By Elektra
Remember: I don't own Invader Zim.
*Zim's Lab*
(Zim is talkin to the Tallests)
Zim: In honor of u bein so nice to me I'm sendin over a present.
Tallests: (sarcastically) yaaaaaaaaaaay
Red: hey look it arrived.
(Irken brings a package)
Purple: we gotta go (end transmission) lets open it for fun (they open it. screen shows its Cheese-Its)
Red: snacks! (eats some cheese its) mmmmmm these r good
Purple: r u crazy? (eats some) actually they r good *5 Minutes Later*
(There box is empty)
Purple: we need Zim to get more cheese ittys.
Red: fine (transmitts to Zim) Zim, we need more cheese ittys. a lot.
Zim: right away my Tallests
*1 hour later*
(5 cases of cheese it boxes arrive)
Red: Is that all Zim could buy?
Purple: lets just eat em and bug him later
*5 hours later*
(Transmission)
Red: Zim, buy us all the cheese ittys on earth
Zim: right away (a humongerous case comes)
Purple: mmmmmm
Red: well b eatin 4 weeks
*A Month Later*
(Tallests transmit to Zim. They look like Irken versions of Jabba the Hutt)
Red: Send us some more boxes.
Zim: I'm sorry but they are out of production
Purple: NOOOOOOOOOO (end transmission)
Red: I have an idea
*Later*
(Transmissions to all the Irkens)
Red: attention all Irkens
Purple: U now have to work at the big factory makin us cheese its.
Red: If u don't bad stuffs will happen.
*Zim's lab*
(Gir, Jared, and Minimoose are playing with wires from the transmittor)
*The Big Irken Factory*
(All the Irkens except Zim r makin cheese its for the tallests)
*Weeks later in Zim's Lab*
(The Transmittor is fixed)
Zim: (screaming to Gir).......AND THE NEXT TIME U TOUCH THE TRANSMITTOR I WILL-
computer: transmission from Invader Skoodge
Skoodge: I can't talk much longer but the Tallests are makin all the Irkens make cheese crackers. Zim u r our only hope save us.
All the Irkens: yes Zim save us. Zim: wat am i going to do
Gir: string
Jared: yeah
Zim: why don't u bother Elektra?
Jared: She's on Witchistia or Kamino, probably visiting her boyfriend Boba Fett
Zim: I thought Crazyboy was her boyfriend
Jared: she was lying
Zim: Dib wants u to play with him
Gir and Jared: yaaaaaaay (run off to play with Dib)
Zim: hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmmm........ I know
*Skool*
Miss Bitters: Zim, I will let u have the tape if u promise to clean Willy's desk.
Zim: but, but.............ok
*Zim's Lab*
(Transmission)
Zim: why dont u watch this video
*Video*
Narrator: You think cheese its r good right?
kid: yes (eats a whole bag of cheese its)
Narrator: but today I will show you all why-
kid: monkeys eat stuff
Narrator: no why-
kid: we exsist in this meaningless universe
Narrator: no why (title) Cheese Its Are Bad.
Kid: but i like cheese its
Narrator: u think u do, but they can cause zits (the kid brakes out in zits) It can cause indigestion (kid groans in serious pain) and death. So if u wanna live and become successful don't buy cheese its.
kid: I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION I NEED- (faints)
*End of Tape*
Tallests: AAAAAAAAAAAAH (brake out in zits)
Red: We gotta call the whole cheese itty thing off
Purple: ok
*A Week Later*
(Transmission)
(The Tallests r normal weight and r not zitty)
Zim: now everything is back to normal
Red: we sent u a present
Zim: cool (a whole bunch of cheese its dump into Zim's Lab and Jared, Gir and Minimoose start swimming in it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The End