When Calvin and Hobbes meet Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy
Chapter One
"Are you sure about going today, dear?" Mom asked Dad as they walked outside, holding duffel bags and suitcases.
"The Weather Channel said it was going to rain today." She looked up at the sky. Dad looked up at the sky as well. The sky's color was grayish black. The clouds in the sky were the same color as the sky.
"Oh, they said that we're going to have a slight chance of rain, sweetheart," Dad replied, trying to make Mom forget about the dark clouds in the sky. Obviously, it wasn't it working.
"They don't know what they're talking about. Have I been wrong before?"
"Y-"
"Don't answer that." Dad said as he covered Mom's mouth before she even said anything. Mom sighed.
"Now go call Calvin. We're going to be late."
Mom nodded quickly as she walked back inside the house, while Dad tied the suitcases and duffel bags on top of their car.
CALVIN'S ROOM, 10:07 AM
"I HAVE YOU NOW, SPY!" Calvin shouted. He was on his knees on his neatly made bed, while Hobbes is standing in front of him. Both of them were aiming at it each other, both pretending that they were holding real guns. Then, Calvin aimed his dart gun at Hobbes, making gun noises. Hobbes collapsed on the floor dramatically.
"My heart….it's broken….tell my mom….I loooove her!"
Sad violin music played in the background as Hobbes played dead in front of Calvin. Calvin jumped off his bed and did his little victory dance. He then put his right foot on the "dead" Hobbes.
"Sweet! Fame and fortune, here I come!" Calvin yelled, raising his arms in the air. Unfortunately, the game Calvin and Hobbes played was about to end when Mom walked into the room.
"Calvin, get in the car. You know what today is, don't you?" Mom asked as she grabbed Calvin by the arm. Before the two of them started walking, Calvin grabbed Hobbes (who was right in front of Calvin).
"Psst! What is today?" Calvin turned his head and whispered to Hobbes. Hobbes shrugged with one arm, since Calvin is grabbing his other arm.
"You should really pay attention to stuff more. I mean, your parents told you 3 times this week where we're going."
There was silence as Calvin tried to think of what his parents said three times this week. Hobbes sighed as he gave Calvin the answer. Mom, Calvin, and Hobbes are now walking down the stairs.
"We're going to Peach Creek."
Calvin gave Hobbes a quizzical look.
"Peach Creek? Why the heck are we going there anyway?"
"Beats me. Your dad said there was more fish there, or something."
Calvin's hair stood up, his eyes grew big. He almost dropped Hobbes. They're now walking out the door.
"Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! Dad is taking us on a camping trip! This time in another country…in the woods!!"
"City." Hobbes corrected Calvin.
"Whatever." Said Calvin as he rolled his eyes. Calvin and Hobbes are now sitting in the car.
"If going on that God forsaken rock, eating canned foods with no electricity, toilets, or a bag of chips, while we watch tiny fish Dad keep catching in the bucket, gasping for their lives is worst, then will it be even more worse if we camp in another city?"
"We'll be in a city, Calvin, not on a rock. There'll have all of those things you mentioned that we don't get on that rock there."
Calvin closed his eyes and smiled as he celebrated quietly.
"If we're lucky, the car will brake down in front of a hotel there, miles away from the woods. Think about it, Hobbes."
"That will be entirely impossible, because your dad filled the car up with gas this morning."
Calvin's quiet celebration came to an end as his smile faded. He sighed.
"Bummer."
"Hey, look, we're already here." Hobbes pointed out. He pointed to a sign next to his window that says, "WELCOME TO PEACH CREEK. POPULATION: 4,351"
Calvin quickly scooted to where Hobbes was sitting and saw the sign in the window next to Hobbes.
"Wow, not a big city." Calvin pointed out.
"Our city's not big either." Hobbes said.
"Good point."
Those were the last words Calvin and Hobbes said until they got to the woods.
MEANWHILE IN THE CUL-DE-SAC…
The kids at the cul-de-sac were doing their normal routines. Rolf was washing his nana's clothes, Kevin's riding his bike around the cul-de-sac, Nazz is lounging in her pool in her backyard, Sarah and Jimmy are playing dolls, and the Eds were standing in the middle of the cul-de-sac, trying to come up with a scam.
"This is unusual, Eddy. Usually your head would be riddled with plentiful of scam ideas."
Eddy slowly turned to Double Dee, his head red as hot sauce, and his eyes were filled with smoke!
"Maybe it's because Ed whacked me in the head with a pan this morning to wake me up!" Eddy replied coldly as he pointed to his bumped head. He then glared at Ed, who was staring into space.
"Oh…I see…ahem. I was thinking that we should concoct a game, a game that will keep us entertained, a game that we'll play for the rest of summer. How about it gentleman, three brains are effective than o-"
Double Dee stopped for a quick second and looked at Ed, who was still looking into space, his long blue tongue sticking out. Five flies were surrounding his head.
"Well, two and a half brains."
"Ok, here's a game," Eddy began to say the first four words calmly, but he quickly started screaming the rest of his sentence.
"IT'S CALLED, 'LET'S GO HOME AND WATCH TV!' I GO FIRST!!"
Eddy turned his back on the Eds and walked towards his house, walking on the street.
"Come again!" Ed waved to Eddy. Suddenly, Ed and Double Dee heard something…
"It sounds like a vehicle is approaching here…but I don't see one in…"
Double Dee stopped talking as he was the first to notice a purple car heading towards Eddy. Eddy, who was walking backwards, didn't know a car was coming towards him.
"EDDY, LOOK OUT!!!" Double Dee screamed at the top of his lungs. His scream got the other kids attention as they were all gasping and looking at Eddy, and the moving car.
"Dear, look out!" Mom told Dad quickly. Dad saw Eddy walking backwards towards them. As quickly as he can, Dad put his foot on the break, the car screeched as it slowly stopped in front of Eddy. As it stopped, Eddy turned his head around, and saw that he was 0.12 meters in front of Calvin's parents' car.
He ran off the street, frightened. Double Dee and Ed ran across the street, ran to where Eddy is standing (in front of Ed's house), and hugged him.
"Eddy, are you alright?" Double Dee asked as he out Eddy down.
"An Eddy saved is an Eddy earned, Double Dee." Ed said stupidly.
"Has any of you kids know where the woods is?" Dad asked as he popped his head out of the window.
"It's right next to you, dude." Nazz replied as she pointed to the woods across the street from where she's standing.
"…Thank you, and sorry for almost hitting your little friend here!" Dad moved his head back inside the car, drove to the left, and into the woods. You can see a lot of colorful trees on the outside of the woods, but on the inside, all you can see is dark. The kids went back to their normal activities.
"Friend…yeah, right…he's a DORK!" Kevin said, walking away. Eddy growled, his face turned dark red for a few seconds. Double Dee nodded his head.
"Gracious, it appears that we have visitors in our cul-de-sac." Double Dee said, looking at the woods.
"We haven't had a visitor in over two decades! Isn't this riveting, gentleman?"
"Row, row, row your boat to a river…" Ed sang. Eddy rolled his eyes.
"So, what? I have cartoons to watch." Eddy then scoffed as he walked back to his house.
"But Eddy, those people must have currency in their pockets." Double Dee said to get Eddy to return. Eddy paused for a few seconds, and then ran back to his friends with a crazy smile.
"Money?"
"Yes. Who knows, they may have a kid accompanying them. More currency!"
There was eight seconds of silence before Eddy ran to the woods in a speed of light, leaving a huge cloud of smoke that surrounded his two friends.
"COUGH! COUGH! Let's follow Eddy, Ed! Who knows what kind of treacherous, and selfish things he will harm to those people! Quickly, we shouldn't wait!"
Double Dee ran to the woods, leaving Ed standing across the street from the woods for a few seconds. Then, Ed followed Double Dee into the woods.
"…To grandma's house we go, Double Dee!"
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