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*Sigh* It's been so long since I uploaded something… :)

This is pure crack. Rated for a bit of language and implied sexual themes. :P

As Shockwave stepped forward, he cocked his gun and gave a terrifying look of menace…

"Cut!"

Shockwave relaxed his shoulders and sighed.

"Very good, Shockwave! Alright, everyone off the set! Go take a half-hour break!"

The purple mech nodded and stalked away, only to be approached by Optimus Prime.

"Hello, Shockwave. We have not been introduced properly since the start of filming, I believe. I'm Optimus, pleased to meet you." Optimus extended a hand out politely, a kind smile on his face plates.

Shockwave stared at him, wide-opticed. His idol, Optimus Prime, is actually gonna shake hands with him! AWESOME SHIT.

"A-and you…" Shockwave, refusing to keep optic-contact with him, shook his hand oh-so-delicately, as if Optimus were some fragile being worth a billion bucks. The red and blue mech looked at him funny, and then chuckled quietly.

Shockwave finally raised his head and, looking behind Optimus, he saw HIM.

Yes, HIM.

Shockwave stood rooted to the spot, his body beginning to heat up.

Oh nonononono, he's coming this waaayyy!

Soundwave wandered over to the panicking purple mech and monotoned, "I believe we have met before. The name is Soundwave."

Shockwave quickly looked away, his cheekplates burning up. Frag, he's hot.

Unable to comprehend this…behavior, Soundwave decided to see what the other was thinking about.

"You think I am… hot?"

Shockwave snapped back to look at him in surprise. How did he – ?

"Well, yes… erm… I-I-I like you, you see, erm… yeah, I like you…"

"Soundwave acknowledges."

Optimus hanged around his armour-polishing room with a cup of energon. He then remembered he needed to ask Shockwave something dang important, so he went to find him. What he didn't expect was to see said mech with tentacle-like things wriggling about him, which appeared to come from Soundwave.

"Soundwave will proceed to rape you now."

"W-what? So fast? I don't feel ready…" Shockwave clasped his hands tightly together and swayed his body a little, you know, in that extremely girly fashion.

Optimus almost died.

Yeah, it's short… Just an idea my cousin and I thought of. Haha :D

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