NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: CHAPTER 1 ( THE PROLOGUE) IS NOT MEAN'T TO BE FUNNY. I JUST WANTED TO GIVE A LITTLE INTRODUCTION TO THE SITUATION. I THINK ITS SAFE TO SAY THE REAL HUMOR STARTS AT CHAPTER 2.

There was a commotion in the Dire base.

Chaos Knight yelled," HOW DARE YOU? YOU FILTHY..."

"Maybe if you could have gone 2 minutes without ganking, things wouldn't have gone this way!" Yelled Enigma cutting in.

Razor interrupted saying,"You've given us quite the shock Enigma! Get it? Shock because, you know he.."

"NOT NOW RAZOR!" Yelled Nessaj the Chaos knight.

Enigma had just let the Dire's bottom tower lose about 80 percent of its health due to a poorly timed and placed black hole.

"it appears that the rest of the team finds your leadership questionable Nessaj." Said Invoker.

"Do as you wish Kael. Command us if you wish, I'd like to see you do better." Replied an agitated Nessaj.

Upon being given the chance, Invoker burst out with his idea of a better plan.

"Very well, Razor and Axe can take to the bottom lane. Queen of Pain and Terrorblade can stay in the top lane since they're actually doing a good job. Enigma can take this oppurtunity to jungle while I will situate myself to the middle lane." Said Kael.

"What do you propose I will do?" Said Nessaj.

"Well since you seem to have an unconditional love for ganking you can gank your way through this phase. I'm not assigning you a specific lane. Keep moving and help when called for." Replied Invoker.

His replies came very quickly, it was as if he was waiting for this day for a long time.

"Leave me to be your scout , Eh Invoker?" Said A slightly annoyed Chaos Knight.

You'd expect someone who has been the General of the Dire to be enraged in being given this kind of duty but Nessaj knew he had this coming when he told Invoker to lead on.

The others had already pressed on to carry out their duties, agitated by Invoker's disrespect for the Chaos knight, Nessaj and his steed travelled to the top lane. The only lane that he thought was being handled well.


So this chapter is quite short and I'm sorry about that. The succeeding chapters will be longer.

This is my first fanfiction ever so please do leave a review if you liked it. A happy review would totally make my day.