Hidan's prayer
"Dear fucking god, if this prayer doesn't come true, I'm going to be a frigging Buddhist. So you better listen, you little mother fucker.
I want you to fucking kill, that frigging Kakuzu. And let there be a new Naruto manga, with me as the fucking main character!
By the way, can you make that fucking Kakuzu fall down the frigging stairs? And then, destroy those evil-makers. They fucking tripped me! And I was fucking nude too.. But, to there credit, I landed on Deidara, and now, he is fucking afraid of me, yelling Raper after me every time I pass by! I don't fucking know, why I'm fucking talking to you, but I really don't care if those frigging idiots come in now. I'll just chop them to fucking pieces.. Fucking idiots.
And now, that we are talking about fucking idiots, do something about Tobi, that fucking moron. He just can't stop stealing my pants, that little prick.
He got the brain of a fucking monkey crossed with a fish. And if he layed a egg, they would probably get a Kisame.. with a fucking brain.
And a another fucking thing. Do something about that fucking Uchiha Itachi. He creeps me the fuck out! Even if he is blind..
And, make that fucking Naruto pee his pants, if they 'kill' me off! And, could you fucking tell him, that I will hunt his fucking sorry ass down to hell?
And make me the fucking leader of Akatsuki! What the hell, does that fucking Pein got that I don't? I'm way more sexy than him! Fuck, he is a fucking ugly bitch! Why the hell, does Konan like him, huh?! He probably don't even have a dick..
And, do something about that two headed freak Zetsu. He eated my last sacrifice to Jashin! And that wasn't the first one! That fucking idiot! Do you know, how hard it is, to get a good one?! A- Get the fucking fuck out Kakuzu! No, I'm not doing something to you money, you ass hole! No! I'm not going to take them, so now, fuck the fuck of!
Sorry about Kakuzu, he don't know a fucking thing, and the only thing he frigging care about is his fucking money. Maybe he should marry them, just for the fuck of it.
Okay, we were talking about Zetsu. Cant you just kill him? That would be fucking easier!
And, then we have Sasuri, that fucking prickless dude. He always plays with he's fucking dolls, being all girly. And, yes, I called him Sasuri. Sasori don't even fit him.
And now, I'm going to fucking say Amen.. No, I'm not even going to say Amen. I'm going to say fuck.
FUCK"